Throw Something Else!

[Sassafrass]

I grab it and machine gun it into very tiny pieces.

I throw the pieces at the next poster.

[sup]EDIT: I've been ninja'd on every thing I've posted today. WTF is going on? Are you all out to get me?[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

I take the pieces and burn them.

I throw Batman AGAIN at the next poster

 

[Sam G]

I dress up like a clown, and he brutally kicks the snot out of me. (I don't blame him. Clowns creep me out too)

I throw one of my ridiculous clown shoes at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I put it on. It fits my head perfectly.

I throw a wizard's robe at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

I put it on and pretend to be Harry Potter.

I throw books of various weight at the next poster.

 

[COR 2000]

I take the robe, and gain mystical powers and a pointy wand.
I grab them all, put them on a shelf, and make a volume out of them.

I then throw said wandvolume at the next poster's eye.

 

[Sam G]

I catch it with my telepathic powers and crush it into powder.

I throw an empty revolver at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

I load it.

I throw the loaded revolver at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I drop it, and it goes off and hits me in the foot.

I throw a human spine at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

I dive out of the way of it and let my dog have it.

I throw Christmas greetings at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

"Bah, humbug!"

I throw a grouchy old man at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

I hit him with a baseball bat.
[sup]That's Humbug, I believe.[/sup]

I throw the bat at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I give him a shot gun and tell him to sit on my porch.
I deflect it with my saber.

I throw death (disgusting food) at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I place it in my locker of items to be used for blackmailing people.
I give it to the hideous creature in my cupboard.

I throw a set of speakers at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I catch them, and see if they are better than my current ones.

I throw a crate of orange juice at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I drink it and become sour for 2 seconds.

I throw lemons at the next poster

 

[Azraellod]

I take a bite out of one of them, and my face goes all weird.

I throw a bottle of vitamins at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

Yum. Just what I needed. Thanks!

I throw a hot dog at the next poster

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

It lands perfectly in my mouth and I eat it whole. NOM.

I throw my new Christmas Hat at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I deflect it with my old, moth eaten Christmas hat.

I throw a relic at the next poster.