Throw Something Else!

[IrrelevantTangent]

I block with Tony Stark, who incinerates him with a wrist-mounted flamethrower.

I throw Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I read though it and find it very uninteresting.

I throw a tantrum and a moodswing with a hint of evil at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I deflect them with my lack of vagina. Yep, even the evil.
[sub][sub]Not gay.[/sub][/sub]

I throw Xzibit at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I quickly dodge him since I don't want rap on me.

I throw a Tyranosaurus Rex at the next poster.

[sup]To be fair it was only a HINT of evil so...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

I tame him and use him to kill my enemies.

I throw the random body parts he leaves at the next poster.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I dodge the body parts...

I throw a heat/face seaking dodgeball at the next poster...

 

[Sam G]

Oh boy, a gizzard! I always wanted one of these!
I arrange the body parts on my mantlepiece.

I throw the elemental orb of air at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I try to grab it but my hand goes through it like it was made of air.
[sup]Wait...[/sup]

I throw my army of mustache buddies at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I shave them.

I throw ATAP at the next poster.

 

[Cargando]

I get confused. I... I feel like I'm drowning. DROWNING IN ACRONYMS!

I throw common sense at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I catch it and use it.

I throw ATP (its in you, right now!) at the next poster!

 

[Sassafrass]

I bat it away with my unicorn horn.

I throw a unicorn horn + unicorn at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I shoot at it. In the proceeds to gore me.

I throw an non-enchanted weapon at the next poster while the unicorn is still running around.

 

[Lambi]

Yes! I shall add it to my collection of useless junk.

I throw my wit at the next poster.

 

[Cargando]

Ha... Ha... Ha. Unfoooortunately, I seem to have hit by most of your sarcasm.

I throw Arnold Schwarznegger at the next poster!

 

[Disaster Button]

Finally, something to rub my coconut oil onto.

I throw my foot at the next poster.

 

[Caligulove]

I sell it on Ebay to a necrophiliac with a foot fetish

I throw a broken iPod at the next poster

 

[Disaster Button]

I snatch it up and sell it for profit.

I throw my love at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I catch it and treasure it.

I throw catchy songs at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I get them stuck in my head.

I throw death metal songs at the next poster.