Throw Something Else!

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I catch him and have a conversation.

I throw a Night Blade at the next poster.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I shine a flashlight on it. It immediately disintegrates.

I throw a box of kittens at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I catch them and give them a home.

I throw a box of neko at the next poster.

 

[SteakHeart]

I cuddle them with all of my might.
[small]Ninja'd, but it still works. Kinda.[/small]

I throw a lock of Suiseisiki's (donated) hair at the next poster.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I catch the hair and make 5000 clones of Suise. I kill them all.

I throw a six and a half at the next poster.

 

[SteakHeart]

I eat it all in one gulp.

I throw five golden rings at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I catch them.

I throw The One Ring at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I put my hand out to catch it and it lands on my finger body. "Wow, how even more improbable was THAT!?"

I throw a lightsaber at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I catch it and customize it.

I throw my lit lightsaber at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I catch it with the Force, customize it so it's red and, since I'm on the Dark Side, I kill everyone after I'm bored with torture.

I throw a Force Punch ATNP.

[sup]It's so much quicker to write ATNP then at the next poster [/sup]

 

[Sam G]

It knocks me out of a 12-story window and I plummet to my death.

I throw an R-Patz at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I place it in a box and wonder what it is.

I throw a promotion at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I catch it.

I throw a relocation at the next poster.

 

[Cargando]

Ha! I counter it with two more locations and a 're' destroyer, turning it into harmless, yet annoying 'Location, Location, Location'.

I throw a portal-gun teapot at the next poster!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I catch it.

I throw a purple fire ball at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I send it back at you as a warning to stop catching things.

I throw a spiny at the next poster.

 

[Cargando]

[s/]-_- You catch it? I am... dissapointed in you Hail Fire.[/s]
I blow it to smithereens with the harnessed power of the FSM!

I throw a camp Emporer Palpatine at the next poster!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I fire it.
I kill him.

I throw a satellite at the next poster.