Throw Something Else!

[DuplicateValue]

A concert? I get hit in the face while contemplating what you might mean by "concert". Ouch (I guess).

I throw a bag of colouring pencils at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I use them to color you a picture, then give it to you.

I throw my l33t HAXXOR skillz at the next poster.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

I laugh in your face.
I throw a manticore.

 

[CounterAttack]

I defend with a "What is this I don't even!"

I throw a lightning bolt at the next poster.

 

[ravensshade]

i negate it with a metal rod

i throw a redundant tautology at you

 

[ravensshade]

i do nothing and bask in the gore
[sub] the logic tautology [/sub]
i throw yet another redundant logic tautology at you (you will not escape the tautology by escaping the tautology!)

 

[Pm0n3y]

In the end, repetitious logic is repetitious.

I throw a box a cereal (your choice of brand) at the next poster.

 

[ravensshade]

i eat the sweet cripsy chocolate right out of the box

i throw a napkin at the next poster
[sub] oh god the paper cuts [/sub]

 

[ravensshade]

i teleport your inner new zealander to zeeland (dutch province)

i throw every instance of zeeland (which includes the danish island sealand) at the next poster

 

[Pm0n3y]

I sedestep the nepkens and they teke eut a belding

I throw a shopping list at the next poster.

 

[lodo_bear]

I seize the shopping list and rush to the nearest Big!Lots to purchase everything.

Frustrated at my inability to find certain items, I throw an aisle of canned goods at the next poster.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

I open the can with an ADAM needle and eat the canned goods.

I throw a basket of kittens at the next poster.

 

[Chronarch]

I catch the basket of kittens and set them down, what would possess you to throw kittens 0.o

I throw a raccoon at the next poster's face.

 

[ravensshade]

i hide behind the opened cans of canned goods thereby making the raccoon lose interest

i throw a ninja at the next poster (who will appear behind you in a puff of smoke should you intercept him)

 

[Shadowfaze]

Id throw a shuriken made of christmas tree at the next poster.

 

[DuplicateValue]

I catch it and use it as a decoration.

I throw a Christmas tree made of shuriken at the next poster.