I drop it and hordes of rabid Xbox 360 fanboys charge at me.
I pick one up and throw him at the next poster.
Bloody ninjas. Right then, I take his burger.
I throw a another manticore at the next poster.
The egg hits me instead and I lick it off. Mmm.
I then read the book, deem it of no use to me and toss it away.
I take an Xbox 360 fanboy, a PS3 fanboy, and a Wii fanboy then throw all three of them at the next poster.
I catch him and start a lengthy discussion about why Portal for the PC is one of (if not the best) games ever made. We become best friends and travel around the Earth together, meeting beautiful women and punching trolls in the face.
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