Throw Something Else!

[TheSentinel]

I put down a Creationist, and his arguments are so illogical that the scientists head explodes.

I throw a large, burly man.

 

[Sassafrass]

I try to catch him but he punches me in the face for 'feeling him up'

I throw myself at the next poster.

 

[TheSentinel]

I question how you indeed "throw yourself" as that would be physically impossible. While I ponder this, you hit me in the face.

I throw Mr. Yuk at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I punch him in the face.

I throw an imp at the next poster.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Hit it with a bat! Its only a double however

I throw some tape at the next poster

 

[Metric Monkey]

It sticks to me and hurts like a ***** while trying to take it off.

I throw a playing card at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I use it.

I throw my illness at the next poster.
Edit: Ninja'd, but it works.
[sup]Did you get your avatar from Deviant Art, Metric?[/sup]

 

[Metric Monkey]

Did you just sneeze in my face? I... hold on *sneeze*

I throw a cardboard box at the next poster.
[sub]I actually don't know. I use google for my avatar searches.[/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I use it. I need to blow my nose anyway.

I throw deviant art at the next poster.
[sup]It's on there. Heck, it's on my favorites.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

I hide under and pretend to be Solid Snake.

I throw snakes at the next poster.

[sup]EDIT: Damn ninja's.[/sup]

 

[Metric Monkey]

I get on a plane and quote Samuel Jackson.

I throw a macintosh at the next poster.

 

[TheSentinel]

I get a penguin to eat the thing

I throw a pomegranate.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Thank god that wasn't at me.

I walk over to the pomegranate and soak it in gasoline. I then light it, and throw it at the next poster.

 

[TheSentinel]

I curse my bad aim, dodge the flaming pomegranate, and douse it.

I throw a syringe filled with heroine at the next poster.

 

[Metric Monkey]

I make a quick buck off of it.

I realize the money is counterfeit and throw it at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

I give it to Amy Winehouse.

I throw Amy Winehouse at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

It hits me, then drives over me.

I throw 1000 posts from 1000 noobs at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

I syphon out the good from the bad leaving a 460/540 split in favour of the good.

I throw the bad posters at the next poster/

 

[TheSentinel]

I die of utter stupidity and spelling errors.

I throw a Grammar Nazi at the next poster.