Throw Something Else!

[Cargando]

I tentatively lick it. Odd, tastes like the smell of tea.

I throw an irradiated mushroom at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I eat it and gain 5 hp and 20 radiation.

I throw a gnome at the next poster.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[CounterAttack]

I sell it.

I throw psychology at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

It doesn't crush me and I don't die.

I throw Arkham Asylum at the next poster.

 

[DuplicateValue]

I keep it - I've been meaning to get it for ages.

I throw Cloud Strife at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I travel from the past and catch my crushed corpse. Then I go back to the past and revive myself and then, to not create a paradox, send future me on top of you so you get crushed yourself.

I throw snow at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I don't catch it quick enough and it hits the ground and shatters.

I throw the remains of the laptop at the next poster.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[CounterAttack]

I shoot it out of the sky with my Direct Hit.

I throw a sugar shotgun at the next poster.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Lambi]

So is it huge or extremely good at seeing the stars? Either way, it hits my head and I die from bloodloss.

I throw giant tarantulas at the next poster.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[hudsonzero]

i give the dead puppy to some orphans

i throw a monkey at the next poster

 

[CounterAttack]

I slap it in the face and tell it to get a job.

I throw a member of the Penguin Mafia at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I shot him down, Penguin Mafia style.

I throw a phantom at the next poster and he gets possesed by the phantom.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Lambi]

I burn it with my flamethrower and wonder where you found a copy.

I throw my sadness at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I punt it at some random loli.

I throw a sad loli at the next poster.