Throw Something Else!

[Azraellod]

Oh. My. God.
I run away from the jar of blueberries you just threw at me.

I throw a cherry bomb at the next poster.

 

[Kud]

I eat it.

I throw my computer speakers at the next poster.

 

[Darth Pope]

OH GOD, THE SLENDER MAN!

Throws a suggestion to Google that to the next poster.

Once again discards the poster useless electronics as my own are sufficient.

Throws Steven King's Under the Dome at the next poster.

 

[Code Monkey]

AGH IT CAN'T BE UNSEEN

I thank you, I've been looking for a copy...
I throw a reccomendation to turn safesearch on to the next poster.

 

[Darth Pope]

Oh God, what does that turn up?

Throws a newly revised sugestion to turn on safe search and Google The Slender Man...fair warning, it can't be unseen...

 

[Azraellod]

I have it turned on already. Some of the stuff that comes up otherwise is just gross and pointless.
Huh. That's kind of cool actually.

I throw a bolt of lightening at the next poster.

 

[SteakHeart]

I become Percy Jackson.

I throw Hollywood Undead at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I run away. They're too slow to be a threat.

I throw a skeleton key at the next poster.

 

[Code Monkey]

I use the power of Google to find out what a "Skeleton Key" is.

I throw a plug to my youtube page at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I make a note to myself to have another look at that later. Some of that stuff looks really good.

I throw an elephant at the next poster.

 

[Darth Pope]

Slender Man not amused,

Throws Five Finger Death Punch at next poster.

 

[SteakHeart]

I die.

I throw a literal and figurative piece of my mind at the next poster.

 

[Code Monkey]

I take to long trying to comprehend that, and both hit me square in the soul.

I throw SCIENCE at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

A test tube smashes on me, and I catch fire.

I throw my burnt corpse at the next poster.

 

[Cargando]

I laugh as it plops to the ground, bundle it up in a sack and hide under a church pew - that'll give a vicar a healthy shock.

I throw an altar at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

Hiss!
Holy objects make my skin burn...

I throw an umbrella used by a Jedi [http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu273/Azraellod/led_umbrella.jpg] at the next poster.

 

[Cargando]

I am happy because I knew what you were taking about without the link. Anyway, I catch it, attempt the singing in the rain routine and slice through the lamppost. Flat on my arsre in a puddle.

I throw a creepy slo-mo ticking clock at the next poster.

 

[Darth Pope]

Because the clock is slow, Einsteins Theory of Relativity states that it's atoms must be oscillating at the speed of light, and promptly removes my head from the sheer speed of the vibration.

I throw an unnecessary scientific exposition at the nest poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I listen intently, then immediately forget all of it.

I throw a bad memory at the next poster.

 

[Darth Pope]

I forget all my scientific knowledge.

I throw my new found love for professional wrestling.