Throw Something Else!

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I dodge, since I don't know what that is.

I throw a PS1 at the next poster.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I block with a N64

I throw nothing (reverse psychology, *****)

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

I catch a death.

I throw some wonderful spam!

 

[Susano]

I would use Monty Python to turn it into humour, then make a hilarious video to use any time anyone spams the Escapist.

I throw a Disco Bandit at the next poster, hopefully stealing their stuff while they're distracted doing whatever it is you do at a disco these days.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I kill it and steal its skin clothes

I throw The Elderly at the next poster

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I counter with the Old Ones.

I throw one of the Deep Ones at the next poster.

 

[Sleekgiant]

+10 confusion

I throw a bottle of Jack at the next poster

 

[Lambi]

It hits me and now I have Jack Daniel's all over me. Great.

I throw a dirty hippy at the next poster.

 

[Tiny116]

*gerroff*
*Slaps hippy*
Now my nice clean shirt smells of weed!

I throw a disco ball at the next poster

 

[Sleekgiant]

I dance like theres no tomorrow

I throw "radical" at the next poster

 

[dalek sec]

Why did you throw an old term at me?

I throw a guass flayer at the next person

 

[ottenni]

I laugh at the concept of a tiny miniature being thrown at me.

I throw a rocking chair at the next user.

 

[The Infinite]

Catches Rocking Chair and sits down to relax for a while.

I throw a rotten egg at the next user.

 

[Lambi]

I dodge it.

I throw an alestorm at the next poster.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm confused by it

I throw Lambi at the next poster

 

[Lambi]

PARADOX!

I throw my confusion at the next poster.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm bewildered

I throw a necro'd thread at the next poster

 

[Lambi]

I go 'EWWWW!' and whack it away.

I throw a cute anime girl at the next poster.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm at a loss for words

I throw silence at the next poster

 

[Lambi]

...

...

[sup]Translation:
God damnit!

I throw my RAGE at the next poster.[/sup]