Time for some BAD JOKES!

[GrinningManiac]

What's the diffence between a Ferarri and 1000 dead babies

Spoiler

I don't have a Ferarri in my garage

What did the positive particle say to the negative one?

Spoiler

Up and At-om!

What do you call a fly with no wings?

Spoiler

A Walk

What do you call a fly with no wings AND no legs?

Spoiler

A Raisin

 

[not_the_dm]

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies:

Spoiler

"I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

 

[Your once and future Fanboy]

I'll be surprised if you know which game this one is from:

"Why are Pirates so cool?....They Just Arrgh!!