Time for some Mortal Combat!

[thesilentman]

I defeat chaos with order.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I defeat order with... anti lawful behavior... such as public nudity

 

[thesilentman]

I defeat anti-lawful behavior with order.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I defeat order with anarchy of the grandest kind anarcho-communism.

 

[thesilentman]

I defeat your anarchy with fire, LOTS OF FIRE!!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I defeat fire with a baseball that causes the sky to break and the ocean to fall through the holes.

 

[thesilentman]

I defeat that baseball with hammers!!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I defeat hammers with Sickles.

 

[thesilentman]

Sickles? Pff. I use my lightning Zweihander to murder you!!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I short out your lightning with this bucket of water.

 

[deserteagleeye]

Wondertwins power, activate! Form of....A BIGGER BUCKET OF WATER!

 

[kailus13]

I defeat your bucket of water with a sponge.

 

[RaginDrage]

I defeat your sponge with that embarrassing snapshot of him from the Christmas Party!

 

[kailus13]

I defeat your photo with overexposure!

 

[thesilentman]

I defeat ponies with.. With... TOPAZ!!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I defeat your mighty moderator with the Vox Populi.

 

[thesilentman]

I defeat the voice of the people with Kross.

...Because that always works.

 

[InfinityCubed]

I bring regenerative health and a katana. Nothing can stop me permanently.