Time Machine, Video Camera, 1 Hour Of Battery Life, And You

[2HF]

So you've been working for the government for awhile and they've just invented a time machine. They sent Todd, the sandwich guy, back in time with a video camera and video taped you in the bathroom. You don't recall him being there. Your bosses explain that it is possible to go back and record history but not change it. They've decided to send you back because you have pictures of your bosses doing naughty things. How you got them I have no idea.

The point is this, if you could go back in time with a video recorder and record an hour of historical footage what would you record? Could be an hour long block of some historical event or 10 minutes of 6 historical events, or whatever.

List the event and how much time you dedicate to it.

Go.

 

[VincentX3]

I'd probably go back in time and brutality murder the maker of Twilight with one of his own books. I'd tape it and show it to my kids\gran-kids and tell them how their old man saved vampires.

Just so the future of vampires will be safe =P

EDIT:
WAIT.. so we can't alter history? D:

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SCREW THE RULES I GOT MONEY!

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[Gidiel167]

go back and record someone in a high profile position and use it to blackmail them =D i like to keep it simple

 

[FilipJPhry]

I'd probably go back in time and brutality murder the maker of Twilight with one of his own books. I'd tape it and show it to my kids\gran-kids and tell them how their old man saved vampires.

Just so the future of vampires will be safe =P

EDIT:
WAIT.. so we can't alter history? D:

...

SCREW THE RULES I GOT MONEY!

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YuGiOh Abridged! Where are my cookies?!

OT I'd probably film the JFK Assassination

 

[kenu12345]

The death of Edgar Allen Poe and however much time it takes.Its one mmystery that needs to be solved.

 

[VincentX3]

I'd probably go back in time and brutality murder the maker of Twilight with one of his own books. I'd tape it and show it to my kids\gran-kids and tell them how their old man saved vampires.

Just so the future of vampires will be safe =P

EDIT:
WAIT.. so we can't alter history? D:

...

SCREW THE RULES I GOT MONEY!

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YuGiOh Abridged! Where are my cookies?!

OT I'd probably film the JFK Assassination

Aww.. But I only have 1 now

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[neonsword13-ops]

I'd probably go back in time and brutality murder the maker of Twilight with one of his own books.

It's actually a girl who wrote it. A stay at home mother with three boys, no less. I guess she just wanted some girly-girl alone time.

Anyway, I would like to film the assassination of Abe Lincoln.

It would be quite interesting, yes. Yes, indeed.

 

[Aris Khandr]

Dinosaurs. An hour of dinosaur footage. Because dinosaurs are awesome.

 

[VincentX3]

I'd probably go back in time and brutality murder the maker of Twilight with one of his own books.

It's actually a girl who wrote it. A stay at home mother with three boys, no less. I guess she just wanted some girly-girl alone time.

Anyway, I would like to film the assassination of Abe Lincoln.

It would be quite interesting, yes. Yes, indeed.

Don't try to make me feel bad
It's hard enough beating someone to death with a book.

 

[Orks da best]

Dinosaurs. An hour of dinosaur footage. Because dinosaurs are awesome.

that is genius sir/ma'dam

For i would go back in time and record footage trying to prove or disproce serveal supernaturela beasts and things, like bigfoot, ghosts, loch ness monster etc.

 

[Akibo15]

I'd go back in time and get footage of a bunch of roman orgies. 10 minutes of 10 different orgies. After I get home, sell the tapes on the internet. Make millions, retire to island resort in style.

 

[jakeblues1295]

The birth, miracles, death, and resurrection of Jesus. Just so people will either stop believing or (less likely) start.

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

One go see Jesus miracles because evidently written history isn't enough for some people
two go see Moses open the red sea
three see Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden
four Dinosaurs
five the meeting when they decided to take Jehovah out of the bible

 

[MammothBlade]

Firstly, film Jesus' crucifixion and hang around for his return from the dead.
Then film the backstabbing of Julius Caesar.
After that, the watery death of Frederick Barbarossa I.
Then the highlights of the Great Fire of Rome.
Also, the glorious return of Napoleon Bonaparte.
Finally, Lord Nelson's dying moments.

With one exception, just a selection of high-class snuff films.

 

[crudus]

I would go back and just watch Socrates work his magic. There would be nothing better than watch the master do his work. Then again, the moments leading up to his drinking of hemlock might be interesting too.

 

[Wintermoot]

figure out who killed JFK.
and solve other of histories greatest mysteries.
also high quality antiquities.

 

[WarDialler]

I'd go back to the writing of the Bible, record the first finished proof with the 13th Apostle left in, the story of Jesus' teen years and the inside front page that says "For Mom and Dad, and Emily, I love you all"*



*DISCLAIMER: A statement made to save one's own ass.
While I do not believe as you may, I do respect your beliefs and this post is made solely for a bit of a laugh. If you Don't like it then I believe in accordance with your beliefs, you should forgive me.

 

[Pedro The Hutt]

I'd go back to the writing of the Bible, record the first finished proof with the 13th Apostle left in, the story of Jesus' teen years and the inside front page that says "For Mom and Dad, and Emily, I love you all"*



*DISCLAIMER: A statement made to save one's own ass.
While I do not believe as you may, I do respect your beliefs and this post is made solely for a bit of a laugh. If you Don't like it then I believe in accordance with your beliefs, you should forgive me.

Also try to catch Jesus having sex, then maybe some of the more... militant Christians would loosen up a little.