Time Machine, Video Camera, 1 Hour Of Battery Life, And You

[mikey7339]

If it were possible and you weren't killed in the process, I'd go back to 10 minutes before the big bang. That way I could get a recording of what the known universe was like before the singularity (suck it Einstein, Hawking and Penrose!) and get to witness the birth of the universe as it exists now.

Any other time would seem asinine to go to if this choice were available.

EDIT: Also, it would be a trip if either Stewie & Brian or the Guru of Time & Crono's gang were already there.

 

[rekabdarb]

I'd probably go back in time and brutality murder the maker of Twilight with one of his own books. I'd tape it and show it to my kids\gran-kids and tell them how their old man saved vampires.

Just so the future of vampires will be safe =P

EDIT:
WAIT.. so we can't alter history? D:

...

SCREW THE RULES I GOT MONEY!

Cookies for reference

Because i need to.

Screw the rules i have green hair.

And we could record an hour of history... I'd first record me saying to myself "LEARN BETTER STUDY HABITS THAT WAY YOU WON'T BE A FUCK UP AND BE ON THE ESCAPIST 2 HOURS BEFORE A TEST."

After that Kennedy sleeping with Marilyn Monroe for a while. Then Dwight D Eisenhower or any republican who cheated on their spouse. Because they need to get off the moral high ground.

 

[redisforever]

Film Hitler's death.
Film a bunch of other people's deaths, to clear up confusion about them,

And...something. Maybe.

 

[WarDialler]

Also try to catch Jesus having sex, then maybe some of the more... militant Christians would loosen up a little.

I dunno....do we really want MORE Christians Godding the place up with all their love and cups of tea and cakes?*

Actually, more Vicar of Dibley would be alright. Too bad Dawn French has started losing her looks.


*See previous disclaimer.

 

[Sixcess]

Oct 29th 1966, point my video camera at a television set and record the last episode of The Tenth Planet. Then jump forward a week and record the first episode of Power of the Daleks.

If you're a Doctor Who fan you'll understand why.

 

[Da Orky Man]

I'd go back to roughly 2800BC in Uruk, and film Gilgamesh. See if he was anything like the demi-god in the Epic.

 

[Bassik]

Making under water films of the late cambrian.

 

[Caravelle]

I'd go to the Cambrian to get some footage of Wiwaxia and/or trilobites. Or possibly the courts of a late-dynasty Pharaoh or a Chinese emperor. Or the Heian-period court in Japan.
See what old-school opulence looked like basically. If anything it would surely look good on film !

(if you don't know what Wiwaxia is, cf here :
http://www.lifebeforethedinosaurs.com/2011/06/wiwaxia.html
Why yes, SHINY!! does seem to be a criterion for my choices)

 

[Timberwolf0924]

Film the Jack the Ripper muders.. ya know cause he escaped.