Tip of the Hat, Wag of my Finger!

[Heart of Darkness]

Wag of the finger, they'll shank you, y'know...

Tip of the hat, happens all the time.

Doing the same as the above poster.

 

[War Penguin]

... Tip of my hat if that was irony.

Knowing the lyrics to a song that you don't know the language to.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Tip of the hat. Music is universal, language is not.

Eating dodgy kebabs after a night on the town.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Tip of the Hat, Kebabs are win.

Calling Edward Elric short and surviving

 

[Steppin Razor]

Tip of the hat, picking on midgets is always fun.

Shunning human contact to hang out on 4chan.

 

[Liselove]

Tip of my hat, better to be Anonymous

Jumping from a four story building

 

[Steppin Razor]

Wag of my finger, four stories isn't high enough to guarantee removal from the gene pool.

Xbox Live.

 

[Liselove]

Wag of my finger, too expensive for the jobless [me]

Saving a kitten from a burning tree

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Tip of the hat, that kitten was really menacing the fire.

Thinking in music.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Wag of my finger, musicians that think turn into hippies that play terrible folk music and organise drug fests to "stick it to the man".

Mario.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Tip of the hat. E-E-E-C-E-G-g.

Candy.

 

[Neonbob]

Tip of my hat. It gives me something to use as a lure.

Performance Art.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Wag of the finger, not interested in interpretive dance.

Water.

 

[Neonbob]

Tip of the hat. I love how you can do so many things with it.

Confusing people.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Whaa---?

Mud.

 

[Neonbob]

Wag of my finger. It gets everywhere, and clogs up drains when you shower.

Using industrial solvents improperly.

 

[Hussmann54]

Tip of my hat, Tyler Durden pulled it off...

Cannon Riding (straddling old canons on historical battlefields, this is me reenacting brothers hobby)

 

[Neonbob]

Tip of the hat. That's just fucking stylish.

Bringing a bear on a camping trip.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Tip of the hat: For releasing the bear back into the forest.

Letting the bear eat your family.

 

[Neonbob]

Wag of my finger! I wanted to do that myself!

Endorsing a crooked politician.