Tip of the Hat, Wag of my Finger!

[Heart of Darkness]

Wag of the finger for not noticing it's falling because people refuse to learn "big words."

Sesquipedalian loquaciousness.

 

[Asturiel]

Tip of my hat, my translator will be with you shortly.

Paying people to do stuff for you.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Wag of my finger, I should've thought of that first...

Having no money.

 

[Asturiel]

Wag of my finger, clearly God hates you.

Theocracy.

 

[Mcupobob]

Tip of the hat for successfully creating your own mainstream religion

teaching baby seals to read

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Wag of the finger, now they'll never stop barking.

Teaching English to dogs.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Tip of the hat, they can now understand the importance of doing stuff for me.

Shopping cart jousting.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Tip of the hat, and have at you!

Regretting nothing.

 

[Asturiel]

Tip of my hat, you'll do great in politics!

Lying.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Tip of my hat, everyone needs their rest.

Switching drivers in Mario Kart.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Wag of the finger, that's cheating. Unless it's Double Dash!!.

Double Dash!!.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Wag of my Finger, because I'm sick of Daisy introducing herself.

Hey, Listen!

 

[Asturiel]

Wag of my finger, hopefully that wag "accidentally" killed her.

Accidents.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Wag of my finger, because the Happening was a terrible film.

Nicholas Cage.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Wag of the finger, slap on the wrist, make sure it doesn't happen again. Wag of my finger for ninja'ing me with a subject I know nothing about.

Slapping. Know-it-alls.

 

[Asturiel]

Tip of my hat, somebody has to know it right?

Hats.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Tip of my Hat, because if it wasn't for them, we'd never have had Men Without them.

The Safety Dance.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Wag of my head, 'cause wagging my finger is too dangerous.

Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.

 

[Asturiel]

Wag of my finger, no memes over here!

Misusing words.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Wag of my finger, you hurt me.

Here, I'll show you gentlemen!