Tip of the Hat, Wag of my Finger!

[Waif]

Tip of my Hat. Because Dragons are mans' best friend in a battle.

Winning the lottery.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Tip of the hat can I have a lone.

Singing a death monologue on a public train.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Wag of the Finger. No one should be singing on a public train.

Shooting rainbows from your hands.

 

[War Penguin]

Tip of my hat. You've made someone's day a little bit more interesting.
EIDT: Ninja'd yet it can still apply. Weird.

Jumping into a pool of Jello.

 

[Waif]

Tip of the hat, because that would be would epic.

Owning a singularity cannon.

 

[Dr Evil42]

Wag of the finger, no one is going to eat it now!
Edit: Crap, not fast enough.
So, Tip of the hat, assuming you share.
Buying everyone a subscription to WoW.

 

[War Penguin]

Wag of my finger. You've destroyed humanity.

Burning a hobo alive.

 

[Waif]

Wag of my finger, because declaring war on poverty was meant to be taken symbolically, not literally.

Having a birthday party.

 

[War Penguin]

Wag of my finger. You're old now. How could you waste your youth like that?

Kicking a alligator.

 

[Waif]

Tip of my hat, because alligators would do the same, but with their jaws.

Fluffing a pillow.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Tip of the Hat, its probably a good idea.

Liking chocolate milk.

 

[Waif]

Tip of my hat, because chocolate milk, rocks.

Filling your neighbors car completely with donuts.

 

[War Penguin]

Tip of my hat. Everyone likes donuts.

Blowing up the moon.

 

[Waif]

Wag of my finger, because we need it to churn the tides.

Creating your own tropical island.

 

[War Penguin]

Tip of my hat... as long as I get to go there all expenses paid.

Glowing in the dark.

 

[Dr Evil42]

Wag of my finger, being a Ninja is now so much harder.

Giving hundreds of bags of candy to orphans.

 

[Waif]

Wag of my finger, do orphans really need tooth decay in addition to being impoverished?

Having good friends.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Tip of my hat. So hard to come by.

A cookie the size of a car.

 

[Waif]

Tip of my hat, who doesn't love cookies .

Watching nostalgic movies.

 

[Dr Evil42]

Wag of my finger, stop living in the past.

Staying up all night to post on the forums.