Tip of the Hat, Wag of my Finger!

[Waif]

Wag of my finger, only in the event that you have to wake up early in the morning.

Relaxing, while playing video games.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Tip of my hat. That is how its done.

Dancing down the sidewalk.

 

[Dr Evil42]

Wag of my finger, life is serious! Stop being so casual!

Eating 10 pounds of cake.

 

[Waif]

Wag of my finger, you will feel bloated and sick all day.

Getting a big tax return.

 

[Dr Evil42]

Tip of my hat, now you can buy more Internets!

Hiring a chef to bake children cookies and cakes at a steep cost.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Wag of my finger. Lack of business management skills there.

Killing someone with a dictionary.

 

[Dr Evil42]

Tip of my hat for finally finding a way to kill with words.

Selling an XBOX 360 box claiming it was the actual console.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Tip of my hat for giving me my next get rich quick scheme.

Asking the person sitting next to you on an airplane if they'd like to see an explosion and proceeding to pull a black box from your carry-on.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Tip of my hat. People need to learn to laugh again.

Turning off all the lights and just using candles.

 

[Dr Evil42]

Tip of my hat for further delaying the plane, thus denying time with the in-laws in Florida.
Edit:
Wag of the finger for ruining the mood of the bustling city.

Taking a bottle of shampoo on purpose through security checkpoints in airports.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Tip of my hat IF you throw it at the security guard.

Killing time.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Wag of my finger: Wait until the multiply...then kill them all!

Manically laughing my ass off.

 

[Dr Evil42]

Wag of my finger. You need that to poop sir.

Eating my own words.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Tip of the Hat for not having a Texas-sized ego.

Walking to London from New York.

 

[SoloStoffe]

Tip of the hat for underwater walking.


Using a cat for crossbow practise.

 

[Asturiel]

Tip of my hat, but only if the cat was a jerk.

Forum game revivals.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Tip of my hat, for doing this for fun games. (Shameless plug: go revive mine!)

Catching Obama with a Master Ball.

 

[Asturiel]

Wag of my finger, he is overpowered.

Griffins.

@Heart: What game? I'd be happy to play it if I like it.

 

[Broken Orange]

Tip of the hat, The combination of the most awesome things in the universe

changing the channel on the public TV at the college cafe, while people are watching it.

 

[Asturiel]

Wag of my finger, thats what the commis would want me to do!

Oranges.