Tip of the Hat, Wag of my Finger!

[Neonbob]

Tip of the hat. That takes balls of steel!

Unwinding a steel cable.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Tip of the hat, that takes arms of steel!

Jogging in place before the ping-pong tournament.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Wag of my finger, ping-pong tournaments have been scientifically proven as unwinnable unless you're Chinese.

Chicken and avocado sandwich.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Wag of my finger, I don't even know if I like avocado and that sounds disgusting.

Tuna fish and pickle sandwich.

 

[Neonbob]

Wag of my finger. That needs some chips too.

Getting a cow to fly.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Wag of the finger, pigs or nuttin', buddy.

Grand theft walrus.

 

[Neonbob]

Wag of my finger. Walruses are useless things too!

Locking yourself in a car.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Tip of the hat for removing yourself from the gene pool.

Grand theft ice cream truck.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Tip of the hat, you can eat the ice cream and deal drugs to kids.

Grand theft Heart of Darkness.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Wag of the finger, please put that novella down.

Grand theft homunculus.

 

[Rand-m]

Wag of my finger. I wikipedia'd that shit, and I still don't know what it is.

Grand theft.... Oh dammit.

Grand theft ninja'd.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Tip of the hat, it takes skill to be ninja'd by thirty minutes.

Grand theft forum game.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Wag of my finger, half the forum games have already been derailed so badly that it's as if someone committed grand theft against the original topic.

Wagging your finger.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Tip of my hat, wagging your finger is AWESOME!

Tipping your hat.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Wag of my finger, it's just not quite as good as the old finger wag.

Punching minorities in the face.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Wag of the finger, that's racism!

Punching people in the face indiscriminately.

 

[Bootkiller]

Tip of the hat. As long as you hit everyone, it's ok. It's just being equal opportunity.

Playing Street Fighter with your toes.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Wag of my finger, that just looks ridiculous.

Foot fetishes.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Wag of my foot, you're sick.

Growing another foot since the last time you saw me.

 

[Rand-m]

Tip of my hat. Alpha's not the only one with a foot fetish.

Blowing up the ocean.