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ROBOTwithHUMANhair

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LiberalSquirrel said:
I got... Joseph Rond. Apparently, he is an American tug-of-war competitor who competed in the 1920 Olympics.

So...

The game. "Beyond Rond."

After coming back from the Olympics, Joseph Rond is ready to bask in the fame of a tug-of-war Olympic competitor. However, it is not to be. The U.S. dingy-sailing team, even more forgotten than the tug-of-war team, is out for revenge for Rond stealing their limelight. They drug Rond, and he awakes in his own dream world, where the dingy team have transformed into monsters, only capable of being defeated by tugging them down to Rond's level. Rond is on an epic trip to defeat the monstrous representations of his kidnappers, escape from his dream, and take vengeance in the real world!

-An entire dingy crew of creative boss fights!
-Features the fascinating dream world of an Olympic star, and a true-to-life representation of 1920s New York!
-Call for help from the rest of the 1920s tug-of-war team: each with their own strengths and weaknesses in Rond's world!
-Kinect and Playstation Move compatible: look like a complete fool mimicking tug-of-war without a rope or resistance!
...well im pretty sure you win. this is amazing. i would throw my entire wallet at you to pay for this game. Just imagine the LA Noir facial animation team working on ensuring the forehead wrinkles of Joseph Rond is 100% accurate.
 

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My random wikipedia search gave me Evergestis rimosalis, or The Cross-striped Cabbageworm.
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ROBOTwithHUMANhair

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immortalfrieza said:
My random wikipedia search gave me Evergestis rimosalis, or The Cross-striped Cabbageworm.
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In a world where cabbageworms are forced to be divided based on if they have spots or stripes, a family is shattered. His parents tried to hid their son's abnormality, but the head worms soon found out about the family that resisted the laws of segregation. The spotted worms dine on only the highest quality cabbage, will striped worms are forced to eat rotting cabbage. Evergestis is torn from his family for his cross stripes and must use his unmatched cabbage eating skills to lead the uprising of the stripes. however when he goes to overthrow the spots after training for many years, he finds his father is now in command...

can he overcome this horrible twist? by eating cabbage?

available on steam for $65 on 12/12/12.

preorder now for the exclusive tiger stripes skin
 

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Automatic (Dweezil Zappa album)

As Dweezil Zappa, you must travel the world and team up with your siblings, Moon Unit, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin. Together you will search for an ancient secret of utmost importance: Why the hell did Frank Zappa give you all such insanely stupid names?
 

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Ha ha, this is a great thread, very creative OP.

Błażejewko [bwaʐɛˈjɛfkɔ] is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Kórnik, within Poznań County, Greater Poland Voivodeship, in west-central Poland.[1] It lies approximately 5 kilometres (3 mi) south of Kórnik and 27 km (17 mi) south-east of the regional capital Poznań.

The village has a population of 169.

Okay... well, I'll give it a shot. You are the newly elected police chief of Blazejewko, with a force of 3 officers and a police dog. Because nothing ever happens in this tiny village, all of your staff are lazy and incompetent. However, one day a young girl is founded murdered in the chicken coop on her family farm. The mayor of the town insists that your office solve the crime without getting the authorities in Poznan involved. This seems suspicious to you, but you agree out of fear of losing your job. The game starts as a police procedural much like L.A. Noire, but slowly things take a sinister and supernatural turn for the worse as the game progresses. You must balance the strengths and incompetence of each of your officers as you try to solve the mystery plaguing Blazejewko.

Baba Yaga.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_Yaga
 

ROBOTwithHUMANhair

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Otaku World Order said:
Automatic (Dweezil Zappa album)

As Dweezil Zappa, you must travel the world and team up with your siblings, Moon Unit, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin. Together you will search for an ancient secret of utmost importance: Why the hell did Frank Zappa give you all such insanely stupid names?
Frank Zappa is the Hideo Kojima of parents. His methods dont make sense to anyone else and im convinced they think the public views them as brilliant.
 

ROBOTwithHUMANhair

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Brawndo said:
Ha ha, this is a great thread, very creative OP.

Błażejewko [bwaʐɛˈjɛfkɔ] is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Kórnik, within Poznań County, Greater Poland Voivodeship, in west-central Poland.[1] It lies approximately 5 kilometres (3 mi) south of Kórnik and 27 km (17 mi) south-east of the regional capital Poznań.

The village has a population of 169.

Okay... well, I'll give it a shot. You are the newly elected police chief of Blazejewko, with a force of 3 officers and a police dog. Because nothing ever happens in this tiny village, all of your staff are lazy and incompetent. However, one day a young girl is founded murdered in the chicken coop on her family farm. The mayor of the town insists that your office solve the crime without getting the authorities in the Poznan involved. This seems suspicious to you, but you agree out of fear of losing your job. The game starts as a police procedural much like L.A. Noire, but slowly things take a sinister and supernatural turn for the worse as the game progresses. You must balance the strengths and incompetence of each of your officers as you try to solve the mystery plaguing Blazejewko.

Baba Yaga.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_Yaga
Thanks man glad you like it.

Baba Yaga seems like an awesome villain, and i can only imagine the depth and endless hours of gameplay that a town of 168 people, one dead girl, and a chicken coop could provide. the fast travel option would be more time consuming then just walking across town.
 

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An american born Switzerland finds that his real mother has died.
He knew that his foster parents weren't his real family while he had stories of his parents he never knew much. When he goes to the place of the death to see his real mom he finds that his dad had died also, both died of Tuberculosis, he knew he was a potential carrier of the disease but turns out instead of it killing him it gave him a greater immunity to all forms of sicknesses(which is true..somewhat). He finds that his real parents were religious scholars, mostly in Christianity and he had inherited most of the their artifacts, he had been left a note by his mother it explained that these artifacts where just things and he could feel free to sell them, all but one thing. A small pendant with what appeared to be a a dull red jem in the center.
A few weeks pass and through dealing with museums he donates most of the artifacts and with it gets a large sum of money. He takes the money a gives it to his step parents for all they have done and leaves his home and gets a big house in in the country(still in Switzerland. One night in his sleep he has .. something.. a vision,a dream, a visitor.. he doesn't know, but he knows he was convinced to agree to something that transported him to a lush forest. He at no point passes out but he knows not how he got their, only a nudging knowing that he knew were he was needed.
10 minutes of walking and he finds a a small city, but he never seen these types of buildings.
He meets some people but their not familiar, their not any race hes ever seen but their not alien, some type of skin tone, a different facial structure, their a beautiful people. They greet him in a familiar sounding language but not one he knows, but he senses no hostility only a type of welcomeness. He stays with the people a few days and they take care of him with no look of distrust or worry, he examines the people they have primitive technology but it seems to be something hes never seen, he recognizes the food and he can clearly see that the people are religious and while the language is unknowing the praying is similar to Christianity.

He takes initiative and goes looking to the forest were he arrived, after a little searching he finds the remains of his house, and other than it looked like it was taken from the ground and set down everything was the way it was, and nothing looked like it had aged, after looking at his wrist watch he saw that only the days he had spent at the village had passed. He collects a few things, some food, cell phone, his assault rifle
(mandatory for all men in Switzerland to own one) his pistol and a pack of surveying things and he headed back to the village. When he returned to the village The people had a look of amazement of his tools. Its clear they have never seen a gun and even his they seen to be enthralled by, but when he pulls out his vintage knife he sees one of the older villagers frown its as if he senses something, but he quickly respites once the knife is put away.
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Ok I need a break, if you wanna hear more let me know, this has been in my mind a long time and unless people wanna hear it I gonna keep building it.
 

ROBOTwithHUMANhair

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Marcus Kehoe said:
An american born Switzerland finds that his real mother has died.
He knew that his foster parents weren't his real family while he had stories of his parents he never knew much. When he goes to the place of the death to see his real mom he finds that his dad had died also, both died of Tuberculosis, he knew he was a potential carrier of the disease but turns out instead of it killing him it gave him a greater immunity to all forms of sicknesses(which is true..somewhat). He finds that his real parents were religious scholars, mostly in Christianity and he had inherited most of the their artifacts, he had been left a note by his mother it explained that these artifacts where just things and he could feel free to sell them, all but one thing. A small pendant with what appeared to be a a dull red jem in the center.
A few weeks pass and through dealing with museums he donates most of the artifacts and with it gets a large sum of money. He takes the money a gives it to his step parents for all they have done and leaves his home and gets a big house in in the country(still in Switzerland. One night in his sleep he has .. something.. a vision,a dream, a visitor.. he doesn't know, but he knows he was convinced to agree to something that transported him to a lush forest. He at no point passes out but he knows not how he got their, only a nudging knowing that he knew were he was needed.
10 minutes of walking and he finds a a small city, but he never seen these types of buildings.
He meets some people but their not familiar, their not any race hes ever seen but their not alien, some type of skin tone, a different facial structure, their a beautiful people. They greet him in a familiar sounding language but not one he knows, but he senses no hostility only a type of welcomeness. He stays with the people a few days and they take care of him with no look of distrust or worry, he examines the people they have primitive technology but it seems to be something hes never seen, he recognizes the food and he can clearly see that the people are religious and while the language is unknowing the praying is similar to Christianity.

He takes initiative and goes looking to the forest were he arrived, after a little searching he finds the remains of his house, and other than it looked like it was taken from the ground and set down everything was the way it was, and nothing looked like it had aged, after looking at his wrist watch he saw that only the days he had spent at the village had passed. He collects a few things, some food, cell phone, his assault rifle
(mandatory for all men in Switzerland to own one) his pistol and a pack of surveying things and he headed back to the village. When he returned to the village The people had a look of amazement of his tools. Its clear they have never seen a gun and even his they seen to be enthralled by, but when he pulls out his vintage knife he sees one of the older villagers frown its as if he senses something, but he quickly respites once the knife is put away.
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Ok I need a break, if you wanna hear more let me know, this has been in my mind a long time and unless people wanna hear it I gonna keep building it.

keep it going!

most in depth reply so far
 

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_of_Dinosaurs
Fuck Yeah.

Planet of Dinosaurs: Cold-Blooded Killers

After crashing into an unknown planet in the spaceship Oddyssey, you crawl from the wreckage to find you are one of the few survivors of the crew. Following your captain, you begin looking for a safe place to hold out until help arrives, if it ever does. The acting captain dies, and you then are chosen to lead the surviving crew to safety. It is an escort mission like no other. You lead the people through jungles and swamps, mountains and streams, trying to reach a mountain you saw in the distance. Many nights pass as you make your way slowly through the ancient world, your group slowly diminishing from anything from dinosaur attacks to sickeness to Godzilla's Grandfather [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhedosaurus] (apparently). You must use logic to decide what would make good weapons, how to put them together, how to set up traps, etc. You must hunt for your food, as since you do not know anything about the flora of the planet you figure the cooked meat of smaller creatures is probably a safer bet. Hide and night, move during the day. Each day the mountain is a little closer. Will you make it?
 

ROBOTwithHUMANhair

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Smeggs said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_of_Dinosaurs
Fuck Yeah.

Planet of Dinosaurs: Cold-Blooded Killers

After crashing into an unknown planet in the spaceship Oddyssey, you crawl from the wreckage to find you are one of the few survivors of the crew. Following your captain, you begin looking for a safe place to hold out until help arrives, if it ever does. The acting captain dies, and you then are chosen to lead the surviving crew to safety. It is an escort mission like no other. You lead the people through jungles and swamps, mountains and streams, trying to reach a mountain you saw in the distance. Many nights pass as you make your way slowly through the ancient world, your group slowly diminishing from anything from dinosaur attacks to sickeness to Godzilla's Grandfather [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhedosaurus] (apparently). You must use logic to decide what would make good weapons, how to put them together, how to set up traps, etc. You must hunt for your food, as since you do not know anything about the flora of the planet you figure the cooked meat of smaller creatures is probably a safer bet. Hide and night, move during the day. Each day the mountain is a little closer. Will you make it?
i really want this game. i REALLY want this game. why is this not being made by valve or bethesda?
 

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I got "One Thousand White Women". Must try to avoid racism.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Thousand_White_Women

The Northern Cheyenne Indians are shrinking in numbers. If nothing is done, they will soon die out forever. A decision is made to breed with white women, thus preserving their heritage in half-blood children and assimilating into white society, which will protect their tribe in the long run. Chief Little Wolf approaches President Ulysses Grant with an offer to trade 1000 women for 1000 horses. Grant publicly refuses.

However, a secret program is initiated called "Brides for Indians". Women who are physically healthy and of child-rearing age are recruited for the task. In order to prevent the public from finding out, these women are exclusively recruited from prisons, asylums, and other restrictive situations.

Your mother is May Dodd. Born in a wealthy family, she fell in love with a man "beneath her" and bore two other children out of wedlock. Sent to a mental institution, she agreed to the "Brides for Indians" program in order to escape and gave birth to you with her new husband.

Eighteen years later, the dead body of Chief Little Wolf and you and the other half-blood children become the prime suspects. Noone in your tribe trusts you and the white government-including your half-brother from before your mother joined the "Brides for Indians" program-won't let you leave the reservation. You are trapped between hostile tribesman and prejudiced soldiers. It is up to you to find out who really killed Chief Little Wolf and why.

I guess gameplay will be similar to LA Noire, or Ace Attorney, or something like that.
 

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...continued
The man stays with the village for a few weeks, he attepts to learn the lanugage but its a slow process. He helps the villaige with work, building homes, working on their crops. But he notices things about the village hes never seen before, the crops they grow are extremly fertile plush with every type of fruit and vegtiable imanginable, and the food tastes amazing, fresh, even things he has eaten his wole life tastes better than ever before. And the village eats no meat, in fact he sees no animals being kept or used at all. All the animals their seem tamed yet don't live with the people, they just seem to be part of them, he sees people pet dear that just alk into the village he even saw a man walk over and feed a bear and pet it. The animals while at first cautious to him have began to just accept him and he to can just enjoy the wildlife, the weirdest thing is that nothing eats meat, not the villagers, not the bears, they all eat the plants that surround them and they seem better for it, healthy, full of energy, even he feels as if a weight has left his enitre by.
Soon moths go by and while curious the man feels no need to leave, in fact he feels a reason to stay, he feels that hes has to be there.He not completly sure why but for some reason he knows that this is where he is needed. One day a group of people walk into the village, they are strangers to all. When the man loked at them he reconizes their ethnicity, a dark skin, as if from the middle east but still hes wasen't 100% on anything, The men were exsauted and the villagers wasted no time in helping them. Unlike them, the trangers spoke the villagers lanuage, but unlike the villagers the group seemed much less civilaized, their cloths while both plane where much more barbaric but stillsomewhat civilized. And the biggest diffrence was that they carried weapons. While most of the villagers were again not at all worried the few obvious elder were distressed but they looked unsure. Though the new strangers seemed wild they werne't doing anything wrong so they stayed for a few days, but each day things got worse. They began harassing the people, the first day its wasent obviuos, but by day 2 it was getting out of hand , on the second day one of the travllers caused a ruckuss, leaving most of the villagers shocked, as if they never seen someone so violent, though the man did not know the tounge he made apparent to the smaller travler to stop trough a little bod language, and it stopped for a while.
The man knew that th travllers were not somthing this village needed, but with the language barrier he could only make sure to stop the travellers from doing harm if the villagers wren't going to kick them out.After studying the travellers equipment wile one was asleep he began to draw some conclusions. Their weapons were of poorly crafted iron, and stone, they were very primitive and many of them had scars only capable from animal attacks or fighting. The man had had to start caring his pistol for fear of what could happen.
One day its obvious that one of the travlers is harrasing one of the village girls, and he has some help from a couple of his friends, though the girl is oblivious and at first could seem to be fine, she eagn to try to escape, but the travler put his hand on her, thats as far as the man let it go.....
Ok class for a few hours then ill hopefully finish the freaking plot.