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An oxymoron is a contradiction of terms. Like say for example, the living dead or a tiny giant or organized chaos.Guffe said:
Just cause - You are an entrepreneur who must find your employees' worst mistakes so you can fire them without previous notification (it probably doesn't apply to the USA or to China, though).
Borderlands - Wake up in the middle of nowhere and notice you have no documents. You discover you are in no man's land between two countries' borders. Your objective is to find a way into any of the two territories and obtain a passport, be it fake or legit.
Battlefield: Bad Company - You are an officer and you're in charge of your battalion's worst company. Your superiors urgently demand that you improve this situation, threatening to demote you from your position in case you don't hit certain milestones in 6 months. You are tasked with changing the training schedules as well as your subordinate officers in order to do so.
Red Orchestra - You are the regent (or any other member, really) of the USSR's national orchestra. You are scheduled for a presentation in the communist party's theater next month. You know Stalin is going to be there. I heard Siberia is not really that pleasant this time of the year, so you'd better give your best.
Borderlands - Wake up in the middle of nowhere and notice you have no documents. You discover you are in no man's land between two countries' borders. Your objective is to find a way into any of the two territories and obtain a passport, be it fake or legit.
Battlefield: Bad Company - You are an officer and you're in charge of your battalion's worst company. Your superiors urgently demand that you improve this situation, threatening to demote you from your position in case you don't hit certain milestones in 6 months. You are tasked with changing the training schedules as well as your subordinate officers in order to do so.
Red Orchestra - You are the regent (or any other member, really) of the USSR's national orchestra. You are scheduled for a presentation in the communist party's theater next month. You know Stalin is going to be there. I heard Siberia is not really that pleasant this time of the year, so you'd better give your best.
I would have thought Deadlight would have been some sort of light bulb changing simulator.Lt._nefarious said:*gasps* OMG, Zach Braff, I love you...WoW Killer said:What about homophonic meanings?
Like... Deus Ex - a full 24 hours of intercourse.
Or Minecraft:
Lone Survivor: Physics based platformer set in the future.
Deadlight: Shameless Alan Wake clone...
Halo: You're an angel in need of that precious glowy headwear.
Gears of War: You play as a machine cog, spinning 'round and 'round while whatever machine you're a part of goes to war. You have to work to keep spinning at the right pace, and avoid getting worn into pieces by bumps and jolts along the way.
Dead Space: You play as space, only you're dead?
Braid: A complex hair-braiding simulator.
Skyrim: A game about changing hubcaps, in the sky.
Gears of War: You play as a machine cog, spinning 'round and 'round while whatever machine you're a part of goes to war. You have to work to keep spinning at the right pace, and avoid getting worn into pieces by bumps and jolts along the way.
Dead Space: You play as space, only you're dead?
Braid: A complex hair-braiding simulator.
Skyrim: A game about changing hubcaps, in the sky.
Hitman: Absolution - You play as an ex-assassin where you spend a lot of time inside of church and you try to make amends with people
Paper Mario Sticker Star - A game where you play as a paper character who is beloved by other stickers
Sonic All Stars Racing - Racing game featuring today's biggest musicians.
Tekken Tag Tournament 2 - The return of the world famous Tournament for competitive Tag! players. Which team will slap all the backs for ultimate bragging rights?
Paper Mario Sticker Star - A game where you play as a paper character who is beloved by other stickers
Sonic All Stars Racing - Racing game featuring today's biggest musicians.
Tekken Tag Tournament 2 - The return of the world famous Tournament for competitive Tag! players. Which team will slap all the backs for ultimate bragging rights?
Halo - A religious game about smiting unbelievers.
Oblivion - A game about visiting Hell.
Silent Hill - No point in turning your sound up in this educational game about nature...
Crash Bandicoot - A racing game where bandicoots are obsatcles a la Mario Kart.
Project Gotham Racing - Racing against Batman.
Halo Wars - Angels fighting against each other to smite the aforementioned unbelievers.
Bioshock - A medical game about electrocuting people.
Katawa Shoujo - Crazy Japanese jibberish...
Oblivion - A game about visiting Hell.
Silent Hill - No point in turning your sound up in this educational game about nature...
Crash Bandicoot - A racing game where bandicoots are obsatcles a la Mario Kart.
Project Gotham Racing - Racing against Batman.
Halo Wars - Angels fighting against each other to smite the aforementioned unbelievers.
Bioshock - A medical game about electrocuting people.
Katawa Shoujo - Crazy Japanese jibberish...
Mass Effect: A game in which we see the repercussions of a rather heavy fellow sitting in various types of flimsy chairs.
Sonic Generations: A family that reproduces at a very fast rate.
Sonic Generations: A family that reproduces at a very fast rate.
Animal Crossing: As a railroad engineer, you must help animals get across a train crossing.
SOnic Adventure: You play as a soundwave, flying across the universe.
Duke Nukem: You are the lord of a society in a nuclear wasteland, trying to get humanity back together.
Dragon Ball: No comment...
SOnic Adventure: You play as a soundwave, flying across the universe.
Duke Nukem: You are the lord of a society in a nuclear wasteland, trying to get humanity back together.
Dragon Ball: No comment...
Fallout: You play the wind, and your goal is to blow the nuclear dust from a recent atom explosion in such a way as to kill as many people as possible.
Dante's Inferno: You play a dead writer coming back from the grave and must catch various copies of your greatest works before they're burned on a massive bonfire by some people angry about it or something.
Morrowind: You play the wind again, but your goal it to keep a land stable. You also gain the ability to time travel, but only forward in 24 hour increments.
Warioware Inc: You play a menial task worker whose job is to make a load of mini-games and gemstones for a greedy fat bugger.
Postal 2: Imagine that post-flinging mini-game in Wind Waker lengthened into a full game. Imagine a sequel to that game. There we go.
Wind Waker: Much like Morrowind, except you play a guy who has control of the wind rather then the wind, which is COMPLETELY different.
World Of Warcraft: You play a blacksmith who has to craft weapons for a faction involved in a world war. Oh, yes, and the fighters are also blacksmiths and gunsmiths and other such, and you have to beat them up when they come to beat you up.
Dante's Inferno: You play a dead writer coming back from the grave and must catch various copies of your greatest works before they're burned on a massive bonfire by some people angry about it or something.
Morrowind: You play the wind again, but your goal it to keep a land stable. You also gain the ability to time travel, but only forward in 24 hour increments.
Warioware Inc: You play a menial task worker whose job is to make a load of mini-games and gemstones for a greedy fat bugger.
Postal 2: Imagine that post-flinging mini-game in Wind Waker lengthened into a full game. Imagine a sequel to that game. There we go.
Wind Waker: Much like Morrowind, except you play a guy who has control of the wind rather then the wind, which is COMPLETELY different.
World Of Warcraft: You play a blacksmith who has to craft weapons for a faction involved in a world war. Oh, yes, and the fighters are also blacksmiths and gunsmiths and other such, and you have to beat them up when they come to beat you up.
Myst: A survival-horror game where a mysterious mist engulfs all the things.
The Longest Journey: An adventure game that is longer than all the others.
Rayman: A game about a man made of sunlight. Probably point-and-click.
The Sims: A simulation collection.
Diablo: I'm not too sure, but it's Mexican, isn't it?
The Longest Journey: An adventure game that is longer than all the others.
Rayman: A game about a man made of sunlight. Probably point-and-click.
The Sims: A simulation collection.
Diablo: I'm not too sure, but it's Mexican, isn't it?
What's funny is that The Last Story is directed by the same guy who directed and wrote for loads of the Final Fantasy games. Even Nobuo Uematsu, the guy who composed the vast majority of Final Fantasy's music, made the music for The Last Story.Binnsyboy said:
Resident Evil: You are the manager of an apartment complex and you have to deal with the evil shenenigans of your tenants.
Golden Sun: The sun is starting to solidify into a huge chunk of gold. Not on the watch of our hero it's not!
Okami: A Japanese hot springs inn simulator where you have to manage a, you guessed it, hot springs inn in the suburbs of Sapporo. Can you please all your customers in traditional fashion?
Golden Sun: The sun is starting to solidify into a huge chunk of gold. Not on the watch of our hero it's not!
Okami: A Japanese hot springs inn simulator where you have to manage a, you guessed it, hot springs inn in the suburbs of Sapporo. Can you please all your customers in traditional fashion?