TL;DR

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Simple idea: Tell me your best story, but only as the tl;dr footnote.

Caveat: No explanations.

Mine?

TL;DR: Afterwards, she distracted the teacher while I got dressed.

 

[Dango]

TL;DR: Never go off a ramp in a tube sled.

 

[mParadox]

TL;DR Always clear your internet history before giving it to someone else. >.>

 

[WafflesandBacon]

TL;DR Don't play tag in a room with a low ceiling.

 

[Jedamethis]

TL;DR Stay the fuck away from swans.

 

[mParadox]

TL;DR Apparently, ducks are always watching. Be careful. o. o

 

[mParadox]

TL;DR Cellphones make you sterile.

 

[Magnatek]

TL;DR Leave chickens in a room, and they start singing Cee Lo Green.

 

[CultistRat]

TL;DR Do not provoke an ostrich.

 

[Dr.Susse]

TL;DR Think before you climb up a termite ridden pole.

 

[Dango]

TL;DR: Do not attempt to play ping-pong by holding the paddle in your mouth.

 

[DC_Josh]

TL;DR Never go for a piss, your dad will drink your pint.

 

[Dr.Susse]

TL;DR standing on a rotten balustrade will only end up in you falling off a veranda, trust me.

 

[retyopy]

TL;DR getting run over by a snowman in a tibe sled going off a ramp was one of the finer experiences in life.

 

[Dango]

Do not run bare-foot in a parking lot full of rocks.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Another one from work.

TL;DR Cable drums can crush finger tips.

 

[Rooster893]

TL;DR Nobody in there likes beef jerky at all.

 

[Irridium]

TL;DR Don't get drunk and try to stick a gerbil up your ass.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

TL;DR: Stay at home.