TMI

[darkless]

A girl once told me she lost her virginity in a grave yard that was weird i had only known her 3 hours

I think I know that girl.
(I do know a girl that did the very thing you describe.)

Was she a lesbian because the girl that told me was a lesbian

 

[Ultrajoe]

A girl once told me she lost her virginity in a grave yard that was weird i had only known her 3 hours

I think I know that girl.
(I do know a girl that did the very thing you describe.)

Was she a lesbian because the girl that told me was a lesbian

Not to question the lass, but given her perchance for telling people these things with little provocation... i get the feeling she may be exaggerating.

My TMI? Ultra TMI?

Spoiler: priceless

"Dude, if you eat enough citrus your spooge tastes like lemnade" He said.

Hilarious.

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

Or not. Snopes has examples collected if this particular tale from almost a decade ago [http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/broom.asp] and I've been hearing it far longer than that. Not to get TMI with the mechanics of female wanking, but girls generally do that sort of laying down (thus no slipping and falling), and even if girls did stand up to jill off, a broom is way to tall to stand over. It's not physically possible.

Okay, I'll give that one a "maybe" (trust me, this is the best you could ever hope for out of me, and you should pat yourself on the back). But I do have one that I'm 100% sure happened. I'm gonna put in in a spoiler box because it is very nasty, and I don't want to give any little kids nightmares.

You'll give a maybe what? That maybe you are full of crap for telling everyone a ridiculous urban legend and telling them it happened to this girl you knew? That maybe you didn't bother to either consider the basic logistics of the scenario or bother to look it up in Snopes?

I'm going to call bullshit on this second one, too, thanks to my friend Carly, who was a mortician for 20 years until she developed an allergy to formaldehyde. Wait, what? Yeah, formaldehyde, the chemical they pump dead bodies full of, which can cause one hell of a rash if it gets on your hands, not to mention what it would do to more sensitive parts of your body. They use it on dead bodies to kill the bacteria that cause decay and disease. It also smells really bad. And probably doesn't taste good either, if it comes down to that. Now, why don't you try actually posting on-topic rather than taking the opportunity to fill up the thread with a bunch of dumbass urban legends? Because this shit and these stories, are old.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

For me, it was going to an Albertson's and having my sister tell me she needed to buy birth control pills. Her then-boyfriend (now my brother-in-law) was living with us at the time, and they slept in the room next to mine. o_o

Also, please stop with the urban legends, qbert. Especially if they can be easily found on Snopes.

 

[Pseudonym2]

My brother comes upstairs and says to my mother and me, "Don't worry I cleaned up all the blood." He then walks away without explaining.

 

[Mnemophage]

The bathroom in my house is at the end of a long hallway, with the toilet facing the door. Mom will use this toilet, leaving the door wide open. Not only is this a sight fit to tell your therapist, but the upstairs hallway echoes sounds all through the house, and mom often sees fit to groan in horrid relief as a sort of accompaniment to her hideous toilet symphony.

 

[Jerakal]

My brother's gay friend telling us the end result of one of his dates in explicit detail, ugh.

 

[vede]

This thread's title really should be changed to something that's not txt-spk.

One of my friends, in the middle of class, turns to me and says, "I'm on my period right now."

I mean, like, for serious. I was confused, and so were all the people around me. Not an average thing to hear from anyone in a school environment.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Quoted to *ping* mshcher

I just realised that your 2000th post was about necro. That's a... unique milestone.

My TMI? Ultra TMI?

Spoiler: priceless

"Dude, if you eat enough citrus your spooge tastes like lemnade" He said.

Hilarious.

The question that raises is; how the bloody hell did he work out the difference in tastes? Did he have a taste-tester, or what?

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

A girl once told me she lost her virginity in a grave yard that was weird i had only known her 3 hours

I think I know that girl.
(I do know a girl that did the very thing you describe.)

Was she a lesbian because the girl that told me was a lesbian

Well the girl I know claims she's Bi but I'm not sure.

 

[NeedAUserName]

My best friend told me that a lot of the time when hes talking to people on msn, hes wanking. I really did not need to know that.

I have been told that too. It quite creepy.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

My best friend told me that a lot of the time when hes talking to people on msn, hes wanking. I really did not need to know that.

Here's hoping that he didn't tell you that over MSN.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Any and all informattion about the sexual escapades and preferences of some of my close friends.

I have learned WAY more about some people than I ever wanted too...

A lesbian who can't resist a well hung gentleman, even if he's a creepy, stupid, smelly furry.

A friend who will only use men for sex because she hates relationships.

...yeah...

A little much.

 

[qbert4ever]

You'll give a maybe what? That maybe you are full of crap for telling everyone a ridiculous urban legend and telling them it happened to this girl you knew? That maybe you didn't bother to either consider the basic logistics of the scenario or bother to look it up in Snopes?

I'm going to call bullshit on this second one, too, thanks to my friend Carly, who was a mortician for 20 years until she developed an allergy to formaldehyde. Wait, what? Yeah, formaldehyde, the chemical they pump dead bodies full of, which can cause one hell of a rash if it gets on your hands, not to mention what it would do to more sensitive parts of your body. They use it on dead bodies to kill the bacteria that cause decay and disease. It also smells really bad. And probably doesn't taste good either, if it comes down to that. Now, why don't you try actually posting on-topic rather than taking the opportunity to fill up the thread with a bunch of dumbass urban legends? Because this shit and these stories, are old.

Believe whatever you want, I've seen the sores. Unless she want crazy to try to cover up a case of nasty pus-filled herpes, then I'm gonna take her word over yours.

 

[Ranooth]

Iv seen two of my good mates totally naked and one even sent me what they did together one night (its a guy and girl in a relationship btw), and they carry on as though i saw nothing.

I cant look at them the same again but i do have a laugh about it.

 

[sequio]

holy crap i'm so glad i don't experience half of what you guys experience.

 

[darkless]

A girl once told me she lost her virginity in a grave yard that was weird i had only known her 3 hours

I think I know that girl.
(I do know a girl that did the very thing you describe.)

Was she a lesbian because the girl that told me was a lesbian

Well the girl I know claims she's Bi but I'm not sure.

ok well your first problem i jsut seen is that your ina diffrent country to me so i doubt its the same girl XD

 

[darkless]

A girl once told me she lost her virginity in a grave yard that was weird i had only known her 3 hours

I think I know that girl.
(I do know a girl that did the very thing you describe.)

Was she a lesbian because the girl that told me was a lesbian

Not to question the lass, but given her perchance for telling people these things with little provocation... i get the feeling she may be exaggerating.

My TMI? Ultra TMI?

Spoiler: priceless

"Dude, if you eat enough citrus your spooge tastes like lemnade" He said.

Hilarious.

Well we were both pretty drunk

Also i hear that lemon thing is true from a college friend of mine but she prefers pineapple juice

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

A girl once told me she lost her virginity in a grave yard that was weird i had only known her 3 hours

I think I know that girl.
(I do know a girl that did the very thing you describe.)

Was she a lesbian because the girl that told me was a lesbian

Well the girl I know claims she's Bi but I'm not sure.

ok well your first problem i jsut seen is that your ina diffrent country to me so i doubt its the same girl XD

Stranger things have happened, but I suppose you're right.

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

Believe whatever you want, I've seen the sores. Unless she want crazy to try to cover up a case of nasty pus-filled herpes, then I'm gonna take her word over yours.

Oh, OK then, I'll just take your word for it. Is this the same "girl you used to know" that impaled herself on a broom? This is the problem with your being full of shit the first time. People tend not to believe that your subsequent round of output is chocolate ice cream.