mshcherbatskaya said:
We disregard the broom story because it is documented in Snopes, and take it from the owner of the female equipment in question, these don't work on the grounds of sheer common sense.
In the spirit of this thread, here's your dose of TMTI - Too Much True Information.
1. Girls generally masturbate laying on their backs, thus NO FALLING.
2. Broom handle = splinters in the worst possible place. Nuff said there.
3. Broom handles are too long to be inserted from a standing position. If you don't believe me, pick up a broom and look at the handle and tell me if you could get it up your ass in a standing position. Same logistics.
Wow...This just goes to show that there really ARE females that give the gender a bad name.
1. Key word "GENERALLY" meaning theres a decent percentage that DONT.
2. Theres this magic liquid called VARNISH. Thus eliminating splinters.
3. They can be inserted at an angle, enough time for upto 6 inches to penetrate the intestines and possibly further. Thus causing massive trauma and septic shock due to the massive and sudden exposure of waste material.
When trying to put someone like ME down. Try making sure your argument is bullet proof. There are PLENTY of ways to die accidentally with simple house hold seemingly non fatal objects.
As for the lobster story, you'd be surprised what people can get away with exposing. And exactly when did i say it was even in the US, UK or anywhere that gives a rats ass about patient confidentiality?
If you are going to try and shoot ME down...get all the info first.
Seriously dude...or rather dudette. Your uppity superiority complex just got you proved wrong and made you look like a complete idiot for not knowing how fucked up some people can be.
That burning sensation you are feeling in your head and chest is your fail allergy.
