TMI

[Bleak777]

Mid conversation with my mum, my BIRTH MOTHER, she turns to me and said "You know, with that long hair your exactly the kind of man I would've fucked back in Uni.".

Fortunately we were both drunk and she's never mentioned it since.

That's HOT.

 

[Handofpwn]

My friend informed me when she was watching yaoi, and watched it at lunch on her ipod, forcing me to look at yaoi every time I looked over to see what she was listening to.

 

[stompy]

He is lying, I ate snails in France and they taset (SP) like buttered gum, and they are hot like hell for somereason

That's because, usually, the way to cook snails is to coat them with garlic butter sauce and cook them... perhaps, in your case, they left out the garlic. Of course, I've never tasted snail, so I might be wrong.

 

[xitel]

He is lying, I ate snails in France and they taset (SP) like buttered gum, and they are hot like hell for somereason

That's because, usually, the way to cook snails is to coat them with garlic butter sauce and cook them... perhaps, in your case, they left out the garlic. Of course, I've never tasted snail, so I might be wrong.

No, you're right. Obviously whoever made your escargot left out the garlic, or just didn't use enough. It's supposed about 1 part garlic to 2 parts butter. I will admit that the texture of the meat takes some getting used to (it's not slimy, it's tough, like really tough meat), but dammit if it isn't delicious.

As for TMI stories, try sitting with your step-dad, your mother, and their friends, when they all start trying to convince the step-dad to get a colonoscopy. And start telling him what it was like when they got one. AGH!

 

[ZombieFace]

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You'll give a maybe what? That maybe you are full of crap for telling everyone a ridiculous urban legend and telling them it happened to this girl you knew? That maybe you didn't bother to either consider the basic logistics of the scenario or bother to look it up in Snopes?

I'm going to call bullshit on this second one, too, thanks to my friend Carly, who was a mortician for 20 years until she developed an allergy to formaldehyde. Wait, what? Yeah, formaldehyde, the chemical they pump dead bodies full of, which can cause one hell of a rash if it gets on your hands, not to mention what it would do to more sensitive parts of your body. They use it on dead bodies to kill the bacteria that cause decay and disease. It also smells really bad. And probably doesn't taste good either, if it comes down to that. Now, why don't you try actually posting on-topic rather than taking the opportunity to fill up the thread with a bunch of dumbass urban legends? Because this shit and these stories, are old.

ok im sorry if this is old and been forgotten. but i just read that "story"

I Heard that in 6th grade. it was one of those urban legends like the girl on top of the fridge with the broomstick. so mshcherbatskaya im gonna have to agree with you on this one.

Once again sorry if this has already been settled i just saw that and laughed.

 

[stompy]

No, you're right. Obviously whoever made your escargot left out the garlic, or just didn't use enough. It's supposed about 1 part garlic to 2 parts butter. I will admit that the texture of the meat takes some getting used to (it's not slimy, it's tough, like really tough meat), but dammit if it isn't delicious.

As for TMI stories, try sitting with your step-dad, your mother, and their friends, when they all start trying to convince the step-dad to get a colonoscopy. And start telling him what it was like when they got one. AGH!

In regards to the snails, I'd never know; I'm vegetarian. I've just heard (from my sister, who did French in school), that it tasted just garlic butter sauce (from what she's heard).

As for a TMI... that would suck, but something a lot less awkward played out between my father and I:

Edit: Prostate, not colon.

 

[xitel]

No, you're right. Obviously whoever made your escargot left out the garlic, or just didn't use enough. It's supposed about 1 part garlic to 2 parts butter. I will admit that the texture of the meat takes some getting used to (it's not slimy, it's tough, like really tough meat), but dammit if it isn't delicious.

As for TMI stories, try sitting with your step-dad, your mother, and their friends, when they all start trying to convince the step-dad to get a colonoscopy. And start telling him what it was like when they got one. AGH!

In regards to the snails, I'd never know; I'm vegetarian. I've just heard (from my sister, who did French in school), that it tasted just garlic butter sauce (from what she's heard).

As for a TMI... that would suck, but something a lot less awkward played out between my father and I:
Stompy: So, Dad, ever had a colonoscopy?
Dad: Yes.
Stompy: It must be uncomfortable, right?
Dad: Blood test, son, blood test.

Wait, blood test? What? A colonoscopy is far from a blood test. And good escargot tastes like nothing else I've ever had. It tastes like so much more than garlic and butter. You have to find fresh, juicy snails. I know that sounds like nasty, disgusting sarcasm, but it's true.

 

[stompy]

I'm going to break this up, since the topics are quite different. Sorry mods, it won't happen again.

Wait, blood test? What? A colonoscopy is far from a blood test.

Yes, I'm well aware what a colonoscopy is. I see what I've done... thing is, you can have a blood test, and if that comes back positive, then you can have a colonoscopy. At least, that's what my dad told me. I think I phrased that wrong, sorry.

And good escargot tastes like nothing else I've ever had. It tastes like so much more than garlic and butter. You have to find fresh, juicy snails. I know that sounds like nasty, disgusting sarcasm, but it's true.

If I ever decide vegetarianism sucks (well, you know, to the extent that I'd stop), then I'll try escargo sometime.

Edit: Ah crap, I think I've mixed up prostate and colon cancer... sorry.

 

[xitel]

I'm going to break this up, since the topics are quite different. Sorry mods, it won't happen again.

Wait, blood test? What? A colonoscopy is far from a blood test.

Yes, I'm well aware what a colonoscopy is. I see what I've done... thing is, you can have a blood test, and if that comes back positive, then you can have a colonoscopy. At least, that's what my dad told me. I think I phrased that wrong, sorry.

And good escargot tastes like nothing else I've ever had. It tastes like so much more than garlic and butter. You have to find fresh, juicy snails. I know that sounds like nasty, disgusting sarcasm, but it's true.

If I ever decide vegetarianism sucks (well, you know, to the extent that I'd stop), then I'll try escargo sometime.

Edit: Ah crap, I think I've mixed up prostate and colon cancer... sorry.

Well, they do a colonoscopy to check for colon cancer and a prostate exam to check for prostate inflamation. In most people's minds, they're the same thing. And yeah, escargot is great, but I would advise against it as the first thing you try after vegitarianism. Even most meat-eaters I know won't touch it. I would start with a nice, red-hot juicy steak. Crap, now I'm hungry and it's 1 in the morning.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

today, I learned that I was the mistake of the family. My dad wanted a camper, but somehow they had me. >.>

 

[stompy]

Well, they do a colonoscopy to check for colon cancer and a prostate exam to check for prostate inflamation. In most people's minds, they're the same thing. And yeah, escargot is great, but I would advise against it as the first thing you try after vegitarianism. Even most meat-eaters I know won't touch it. I would start with a nice, red-hot juicy steak. Crap, now I'm hungry and it's 1 in the morning.

Again, sorry for the mistake. I didn't mean any disrespect... so, did your step-father end up going through with it?

As for the first thing I would eat after breaking vegetarianism... definitely not a beef/veal product... most likely, some sort of poultry would be it.

 

[xitel]

Well, they do a colonoscopy to check for colon cancer and a prostate exam to check for prostate inflamation. In most people's minds, they're the same thing. And yeah, escargot is great, but I would advise against it as the first thing you try after vegitarianism. Even most meat-eaters I know won't touch it. I would start with a nice, red-hot juicy steak. Crap, now I'm hungry and it's 1 in the morning.

Again, sorry for the mistake. I didn't mean any disrespect... so, did your step-father end up going through with it?

As for the first thing I would eat after breaking vegetarianism... definitely not a beef/veal product... most likely, some sort of poultry would be it.

I am not going to talk to my step-dad about getting a camera shoved up his ass. Ever. EVER.

And just so you know, a lot of the folks I know that stopped being vegetarian went from no meat to fish, then from fish to poultry, then onto red meats.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

My aunt once started a conversation about how often you should go to the bathroom (backdoor)... during dinner and started to go into detail about how certain foods do not digest.

Ugh... at least I tuned it out, somewhat. I still avoided any conversation with her for a while after that.

 

[stompy]

I am not going to talk to my step-dad about getting a camera shoved up his ass. Ever. EVER.

And just so you know, a lot of the folks I know that stopped being vegetarian went from no meat to fish, then from fish to poultry, then onto red meats.

That's too bad. Damn, foiled again... why must being evil be so hard? **sigh**

In regards to the vegetarianism, I'm pretty damn sure I'll stay vegetarian for the rest of my life... I was born and bred one, so it'll be hard to break habit...

 

[xitel]

I am not going to talk to my step-dad about getting a camera shoved up his ass. Ever. EVER.

And just so you know, a lot of the folks I know that stopped being vegetarian went from no meat to fish, then from fish to poultry, then onto red meats.

That's too bad. Damn, foiled again... why must being evil be so hard? **sigh**

In regards to the vegetarianism, I'm pretty damn sure I'll stay vegetarian for the rest of my life... I was born and bred one, so it'll be hard to break habit...

Nothing wrong with vegetarianism. Although I've never heard of an evil vegetarian. I will say that I would never be able to go vegetarian myself, but that's for the same reason you ARE one, so...

 

[stompy]

Although I've never heard of an evil vegetarian.

Oh, that's a shame. I make children cry, and several friends often remark they would not leave their children with me.

 

[xitel]

Although I've never heard of an evil vegetarian.

Oh, that's a shame. I make children cry, and several friends often remark they would not leave their children with me.

Well, my friends have said the same thing, but that's because they don't want me to be able to influence them. Think about that: an entire generation of me. This world would be perfect! That, or we would all kill each other.

 

[SnowCold]

He is lying, I ate snails in France and they taset (SP) like buttered gum, and they are hot like hell for somereason

That's because, usually, the way to cook snails is to coat them with garlic butter sauce and cook them... perhaps, in your case, they left out the garlic. Of course, I've never tasted snail, so I might be wrong.

Yeah I know, but the butter had a more powerful taste, in anyway it was kinda gross (except for my 5 years old sister who ate 4 )

 

[stompy]

Well, my friends have said the same thing, but that's because they don't want me to be able to influence them. Think about that: an entire generation of me. This world would be perfect! That, or we would all kill each other.

For me, it's because, due to my long hair ( and previously, lack of shaving), I resembled the stereotypical paedophile. To make matters worse, that's the photo I had taken for my student ID...

 

[xitel]

Well, my friends have said the same thing, but that's because they don't want me to be able to influence them. Think about that: an entire generation of me. This world would be perfect! That, or we would all kill each other.

For me, it's because, due to my long hair ( and previously, lack of shaving), I resembled the stereotypical paedophile. To make matters worse, that's the photo I had taken for my student ID...

Well, I used to have hair down to the bottom of my shoulder blades, and I have only shaved once in my life. But yeah, my friends were just scared I was going to break their kid's minds. Which I might have...