TMI

[Bulletinmybrain]

Well, my friends have said the same thing, but that's because they don't want me to be able to influence them. Think about that: an entire generation of me. This world would be perfect! That, or we would all kill each other.

For me, it's because, due to my long hair ( and previously, lack of shaving), I resembled the stereotypical paedophile. To make matters worse, that's the photo I had taken for my student ID...

Why must long hair be = to a pedophile? Why not to all natural, something.. Metalheadness, or well just kick ass hair?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Every gruesome detail of my mother's historectomy.

 

[stompy]

Well, I used to have hair down to the bottom of my shoulder blades, and I have only shaved once in my life. But yeah, my friends were just scared I was going to break their kid's minds. Which I might have...

Why must long hair be = to a pedophile? Why not to all natural, something.. Metalheadness, or well just kick ass hair?

It's not the long hair, it's that I had long hair, sullen eyes, bags under my eyes and facial hair... not the hair itself, it just adds to the other features of mine, making me look like one.

Oh, and most of that still applies to me... it goes without saying that I'm not such a hit with children.

 

[xitel]

Well, I used to have hair down to the bottom of my shoulder blades, and I have only shaved once in my life. But yeah, my friends were just scared I was going to break their kid's minds. Which I might have...

Why must long hair be = to a pedophile? Why not to all natural, something.. Metalheadness, or well just kick ass hair?

It's not the long hair, it's that I had long hair, sullen eyes, bags under my eyes and facial hair... not the hair itself, it just adds to the other features of mine, making me look like one.

Oh, and most of that still applies to me... it goes without saying that I'm not such a hit with children.

Wait, you hit children? Or at least try to? Mightn't that be why your friends won't leave them with you?

 

[stompy]

Wait, you hit children? Or at least try to? Mightn't that be why your friends won't leave them with you?

You know, right now, I would love to get my grubby little mitts on that bird display picture of Doctor Doctorpus' right now. Suffice to say, that's my facial expression at the moment...

 

[DuncanRR]

I dunno, a lobster as a masturbation aid seems pretty unlikely. Massive claws and mandibles aside, there's no real way to actually stick something like that in there. The front is the wrong shape and there's legs towards the back.
Also, the broom theory seems pretty improbably too, as varnish doesn't magically eliminate splinters, it merely glosses them over. Doesn't mean more splinters can't emerge.

Not all broom handles are made of wood. Some are made of plastic, others are made of metal.

In regards to the topic:

I was in a car once with a bunch of girls, on the way to a cast party for a play we were all in. Two of them were talking about another guy I knew, and how attractive and well-endowed he was. Needless to say, this didn't help with my self-consciousness.

 

[xitel]

Wait, you hit children? Or at least try to? Mightn't that be why your friends won't leave them with you?

You know, right now, I would love to get my grubby little mitts on that bird display picture of Doctor Doctorpus' right now. Suffice to say, that's my facial expression at the moment...

You could borrow my picture's expression. I assume that's what you're talking about.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Heres another one, the other day I guessed(complete stroke of luck... NO! I was not standing outside the window.) that two freinds that are girls got a little close. Suffice to say they went a little bit into detail about it. (To much information, tad bit awesome.)

 

[stompy]

You could borrow my picture's expression. I assume that's what you're talking about.

I feel your display picture is a little too hostile-looking for what I'm aiming for.

 

[xitel]

You could borrow my picture's expression. I assume that's what you're talking about.

I feel your display picture is a little too hostile-looking for what I'm aiming for.

I like to think of it as more a look of exasperation. Like when you can't get an idiot to shut up about where the baked beans are when he's standing in front of them.

 

[stompy]

I like to think of it as more a look of exasperation. Like when you can't get an idiot to shut up about where the baked beans are when he's standing in front of them.

However, I'm not (well, "wasn't" now) angry... more like, 'sod this, I'm not bothering'. Sorry, I can't think of the word for that.

 

[xitel]

I like to think of it as more a look of exasperation. Like when you can't get an idiot to shut up about where the baked beans are when he's standing in front of them.

However, I'm not (well, "wasn't" now) angry... more like, 'sod this, I'm not bothering'. Sorry, I can't think of the word for that.

Exasperated. Yeah. That's what I was talking about. It's like "Ugh, I'm too tired for this..." kinda feeling.

 

[stompy]

Exasperated. Yeah. That's what I was talking about. It's like "Ugh, I'm too tired for this..." kinda feeling.

Alright then. I think I may have been put off by seeing the 'hostile' when I used 'define: Exasperated' in Google.

 

[xitel]

Exasperated. Yeah. That's what I was talking about. It's like "Ugh, I'm too tired for this..." kinda feeling.

Alright then. I think I may have been put off by seeing the 'hostile' when I used 'define: Exasperated' in Google.

No. Nothing like that. Exasperated's closest synonym is Tired.

 

[stompy]

No. Nothing like that. Exasperated's closest synonym is Tired.

Well, I fucked up quite spectacularly.

 

[xitel]

No. Nothing like that. Exasperated's closest synonym is Tired.

Well, I fucked up quite spectacularly.

Meh. Everyone gets tired. And Google definitions may not be the best place to check for synonyms in the future.

 

[perfectimo]

Hmm... well I don't really have a reputation to destroy so here goes nothing.

A friend of mine had a friend who when asked "What would you do if you were a girl for a day?" said "Have sex with as many guys as possible".

A friend of mine was drunk and said "I want to know what it's like to feel a guy inside of me", my response "Please stop". Then "Do you know what I mean, like not in a gay way..." he then fully realised the situation. This was in his lounge room with about 10 other blokes.


Q: What thread is there that I can necro that would fall into the category of confessions of downright wrong stories?

 

[Cahlee]

That Santa wasn't real

 

[Grimfesta]

That Santa wasn't real

It's alright...
Wait what??? :'(