To Americans: How much do you know about Canada? Vice Versa?

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Computer-Noob

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Im kind of curious to know whether or not this stereotype where Americans know nothing about Canada is true by majority. Im kind of hoping its not true, but it would be funny if it was.

You dont have to believe that i'm actually doing this, but ill list the states that I know off the top of my head.

Washington
New York
Masse (Dont know how you spell the rest)
Maryland
Delaware
Vermont
North Dakota
South Dakota
North Carolina
South Carolina
Minnesota
California
Texas
Mississipi
Colorado
Nevada
New Hampsire
Rhode Island
Florida
Alaska
Hawaii
Georgia
Alabama
Tennesse
Arizona
Maine


On an unrelated note, apparently George Bush was born in Maine (Texan Blood or something I guess) If the war of 1812 ended differently, he may have never become president.
 

Souplex

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I know that the Canadians only act nice to avoid suspicion so that they can build an army of super soldiers and inevitably destroy America.

The only reason we have Alaska is to keep them in check, that whole oil thing was a nice coinkey-dink.

They have a secret alliance with Mexico for when C day finally comes.

Their bacon is better.

30%ish of our oil comes from there, all part of Canadias plan for C day.
 

Glerken

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I know enough about Canada.
Ten provinces. I can list them too.
British Columbia, Ontario, Alberta, Quebec, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, New Brunswick, and Prince Edward Island.

Sadly I can't speak for my peers...
 

oliveira8

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Souplex said:
I know that the Canadians only act nice to avoid suspicion so that they can build an army of super soldiers and inevitably destroy America.
Its not America...its the whole WORLD!!
 

Weener

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Americans know little of our great land, and I don't really expect them to. It's like asking a Texan what they know about the state of New York. They can probably name the capital (I know its Albany!) but not much else 'cept what they see on TV. We do only have 1/10th the population.

BTW, our money and most of the worlds is multicolored... the 5's are blue, 10 purple, 20 green etc. Call it monopoly money, but there's a reason parker brothers didn't make all the money in their game only one color.
 

-Seraph-

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TMAN10112 said:
I heard that you guys got blue money up there in Canadia, is that true?
Blue, red, brown, purple, washers with pennies stuck in the middle :p

Souplex said:
I know that the Canadians only act nice to avoid suspicion so that they can build an army of super soldiers and inevitably destroy America.
Yea what do you think we use the boonies for? no one goes up there and you can get lost forever, we gots them secret under ground bunkers everywhere. Oh and those farm silos aren't holding grain, they are nuclear missle silos :p but don't tell anyone K?
 

Berethond

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I love Canadians. Canadians are the best!

On a completely unrelated note, is anyone else concerned that Barack Obama is completely unable to prove he was born in the U.S.?
 

Space Spoons

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Here's what I know of Canada from years of excessive television watching, novel reading and secondhand info from friends;

- Maple syrup, bacon and those lodge hats with the moose antlers are their primary exports.
- Everyone plays ice hockey.
- Canada is split into provinces rather than states.
- Quebec is known for it's large French-Canadian population, many of whom insist on using French as their primary language and behave rather snootily towards outsiders.
- Wolverine lives there.

Blatant stereotypes, misguided assumptions and outright falsehoods. My knowledge of Canada is shamefully limited. I, like all citizens of my great nation, blame the American public school system.
 

Computer-Noob

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-Seraph- said:
TMAN10112 said:
I heard that you guys got blue money up there in Canadia, is that true?
Blue, red, brow, purple, washers with pinnies stuck in the middle :p
Dont forget green.

http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/misc/the-color-of-money-from-around-the-world/the-color-of-money-from-around-the-world24.jpg

Rainbow bill!
 

Weener

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Canada is bigger and on top... if this were prison, the U.S. would be our *****

Dont forget green.

http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/misc/the-color-of-money-from-around-the-world/the-color-of-money-from-around-the-world24.jpg

Rainbow bill!
Thats an outdated picture... the fives and 10's have the hologram running down the side as well now
 

Corven

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All I know is that during the winter, All the old Canadians from Alberta come here to Yuma messing up traffic with their oldness.

Well I'm generalizing, a lot of old people come to yuma during the winter, but it's mostly Canadians, even some of the RV parks around here have canadian flags up.
 

oliveira8

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All this talk reminded me that episode of South Park were they go to Canada to get Kyles brother back. Canada is like the even stranger version of "Alice in WonderLand".
 

-Seraph-

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Computer-Noob said:
-Seraph- said:
TMAN10112 said:
I heard that you guys got blue money up there in Canadia, is that true?
Blue, red, brow, purple, washers with pinnies stuck in the middle :p
Dont forget green.

http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/misc/the-color-of-money-from-around-the-world/the-color-of-money-from-around-the-world24.jpg

Rainbow bill!
And don't forget what I mentioned later, washers with pennies jammed in the middle:

 

Guitar Gamer

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lets see here, what do I know about the americans..............................................................................................................................................................................................it's really hot and you guys have money of all the same colour.......................................................... oh! and you think we all say EH! all the time [sup] hehheheheeeeeee![/sup]