To Marry an Escapist

[Andy Shandy]

Probably Hazy992 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Hazy992] as we bonded over our fierce love of Sonic The Hedgehog.

What with me being Troy as well, there is only one choice for Best Man and that is 6th And Silver [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/6th+And+Silver], with Elementary - Dear Watson [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Elementary+-+Dear+Watson] meaning the next best groomsman

Daystar Clarion [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] would have to be the barman, because then I can make sure there is a good stock of Irn Bru at the event.

And damnit, I have to get DvS BSTrD [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/DVS+BSTrD] somehow, because I do love puns. Possibly as the Father of the Bride.

 

[Rastien]

*Ahem* No homo...

I gotta link some boondocks for clarity yo

 

[JoJo]

For a spouse I'd choose [user]Herzog Wyrmsyn[/user] since me and him are on the same wavelength on a lot of matters.

Best man would be shared between [user]TheDoctor445[/user] and [user]Soviet Heavy[/user] as I have worked much on RPs with both these fine gentlemen in the past, also the priest would be [user]PsychicTaco115[/user] since the role just seems to fit him and the bridesmaid [user]i don't know[/user] since he's probably the youngest of the users I communicate reguarly with.

[user]Avouleance2nd[/user] would operate the bar due to his work in the Pub RP and my fellow role-players [user]Dragonizer[/user], [user]Tips_of_Fingers[/user] and [user]Evrant[/user] would be ushers.

Guests of honour would include [user]Lucem712[/user], [user]Imthatguy[/user], [user]Secret world leader (shhh)[/user], [user]Andrewtheeviscerator[/user] and all the other Injustice League villains.

 

[hazabaza1]

Fuck, I'unno.
Who's got the nicest tits?

 

[Fappy]

I have some bad news Fappy.

Smash is already mine.

Suck it.

Now now. Theres enough of me for both of you.

What I mean by that is I'm going to be leading an elaborate second life, using frequent business trips as an excuse to leave one of you alone every 2 weeks while I visit the other.

Hey, its fine as long as neither of you ever find out, right?

Plus, Smash might break your face out of jealously or some shit.

I'm ashamed to say this is almost accurate. Almost. I'm not a violent person but I'm a very jealous guy. I try to control it though.

Anyway, I couldn't choose someone from this site to marry, mainly because I hate you all and I would love nothing more than to see you guys suffer horrible deaths I love all of you equally.

Seriously though, I'd have to get some big polygamy going. Theres no way I can choose just one. Daystar, Fappy, Lyri (for kindly correcting me everytime I say something that's plain wrong about DOTA), Rastien, anyone with Geralt in their avatar, everyone from the Total Warriors user group and loads more I'm forgetting right now. .

We could all move to Utah and form a convent! It would be glorious!

 

[Fappy]

I saw him first! You always get this way about things I have that you don't! >:O

What the hell is this? New avatar?

Stop CHANGING things. How am I supposed to tell you people apart?

I'm sorry guppy. You are the last person I want to disappoint! HOW CAN I MAKE IT UP TO YOU!?

 

[BloatedGuppy]

I'm sorry guppy. You are the last person I want to disappoint! HOW CAN I MAKE IT UP TO YOU!?

Who is this?

Who are you?!

 

[Fappy]

I'm sorry guppy. You are the last person I want to disappoint! HOW CAN I MAKE IT UP TO YOU!?

Who is this?

Who are you?!

I am the vanguard of your destruction.

Sorry bro.

 

[DoPo]

Well, I think of only one Escapist I'd actually marry. That one [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Because they are just incredible like that. Yeah, I love you, I do. Keep being awesome!

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Well I'm already internet engaged to Fiz_the_Toaster, but I haven't got much plans beyond Carbonyl planning the ceremony. Can't really decided which of my friends will do what, but I do know there will be gryphons. Anyone care to volunteer their services?

Dude, Carbonyl already has that planned out.

I was drunk (not really) at the time this was being talked about and even I remember what was going on. Jesus, it's like you don't care.

 

[Fappy]

Well, I think of only one Escapist I'd actually marry. That one [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Because they are just incredible like that. Yeah, I love you, I do. Keep being awesome!

I can't wait for someone to fall for this. I hope it's a lurker.

 

[DoPo]

Well, I think of only one Escapist I'd actually marry. That one [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Because they are just incredible like that. Yeah, I love you, I do. Keep being awesome!

I can't wait for someone to fall for this. I hope it's a lurker.

But I do love everybody. Except for that one person [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view], that is. But everybody else, I adore.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Well I'm already internet engaged to Fiz_the_Toaster, but I haven't got much plans beyond Carbonyl planning the ceremony. Can't really decided which of my friends will do what, but I do know there will be gryphons. Anyone care to volunteer their services?

Dude, Carbonyl already has that planned out.

I was drunk (not really) at the time this was being talked about and even I remember what was going on. Jesus, it's like you don't care.

I just said Carbonyl was planning it. Did we have a best man?

Yeah, she said Daystar would.

BreakfastMan would be the DJ, Hazy992 would be the priest, and Carbonyl and Binnsyboy would work with the animals for music and shit.

GOD! I remember why I was drinking when this was going on.

 

[The Funslinger]

Hey, hey, guise...What would I be? !

I'd quite like to marry Binnsyboy, because he and I had a nice talk about music yesterday..He and I would spend our nights, sitting romantically in a field, gazing at the stars, listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers

*Ahem* No homo...

*No homo*

Uh... I think I'd have Elementary Dear Watson be my best man.

Scratch that, I know I would.

I suppose Daystar would be the best person to conduct the ceremony.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Ah yes, Daystar maybe the "First Brovenger", but I am clearly the "Best".

Suck it Daystar!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-Snip-

Ah yes, Daystar maybe the "First Brovenger", but I am clearly the "Best".

Suck it Daystar!

Shows what you know.

The woman who he is marrying... is me!

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Ah yes, Daystar maybe the "First Brovenger", but I am clearly the "Best".

Suck it Daystar!

Shows what you know.

The woman who he is marrying... is me!

*Looks at Caramel's user profile*

Well shit, when did you get all that work done!? You don't even look Asian anymore! >

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-Snip-

Ah yes, Daystar maybe the "First Brovenger", but I am clearly the "Best".

Suck it Daystar!

Shows what you know.

The woman who he is marrying... is me!

*Looks at Caramel's user profile*

Well shit, when did you get all that work done!? You don't even look Asian anymore! >

I'm a cunning master of disguise.

I'm your mother too.