To the moon

[Agent-Sliper]

Ok.
You have to get to the moon and you only have:
4 rubber bands, a stick, 4 toilet rolls, a piece of string, sissors, an industrial sized rocket engine and the power of imagination.

How do you get to the moon?

 

[teisjm]

I don't... theres no electricity or internet on the moon... The moon sucks if you're a gamer.

 

[Xyphon]

Take the stick and the rocket engine, wrap the rubberbands around them to make a slingshot. Pull it back, stick the scissors in the ground, tie the piece of string to the handle of the scissors and pull the string. The rubberbands launch me towards the moon.

/thread

 

[Arehexes]

I would imagine the rocket engine was hooked up to a plane which I would call Heaven's Drive (good song and fits haha) and fly to the moon , while using the toilet rolls as a way to keep myself strapped down and to wipe...stuff from the total fear I would have.

 

[Tartarga]

throw everything other than the sissors away and use them to hijack a space shuttle

 

[ioxles]

I'd sell all the parts at a premium and use the capital to to form a company, beginning with simple ideas and innovations made cheaper I'd diversify into travel and mobile technology, furthering my interests with a television channel.

Then, after setting up a travel infrastructure mobile/tv kingdom and my company being worth billions i'd start up a new venture of space travel, selling "trips into space" for those that can afford them - the logical extension being trips to the moon.

I'd call the company Virgin for reasons no one can fathom.

 

[Souplex]

I jump. Anything is possible with enough chutzpa.

 

[Kajt]

I call McGyver.

Hah! I win!

[small]I have no idea of how to do it by myself...[/small]

 

[Straitjacketeering]

4 rubber bands, a stick, 4 toilet rolls, a piece of string, sissors, an industrial sized rocket engine and the power of imagination.

I would take the string turn it sideways attach the four toiletrolls two high on each side of the stick and tie the rubberbands together attacking them to the toiletrolls, tying the scissors with the string so they don't open mid flight I'd slingshot them into the throat of Jack Tomphson then make my getaway to the moon.

 

[zauxz]

I would sigh heavily and leave this thread.

 

[Fulax]

Use the scissors and toiler paper rolls to make a helmet.

Attach the rubber bands to the ceiling.

Strap 2 under my arms and 2 under my feet.

Bounce up and down while using the power of imagination to convince myself I'm on the moon.

Sell the industrial size rocket engine for $$$

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Use the scissors and toiler paper rolls to make a helmet.

Attach the rubber bands to the ceiling.

Strap 2 under my arms and 2 under my feet.

Bounce up and down while using the power of imagination to convince myself I'm on the moon.

Sell the industrial size rocket engine for $$$

This man wins.

 

[Caliostro]

4 rubber bands, a stick, 4 toilet rolls, a piece of string, sissors, an industrial sized rocket engine and the power of imagination.

How do you get to the moon?

Just imagine myself on the moon. /thread.

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... Still got my eye on you moon...*


*kudos for reference. Sorry, had to.

 

[Murlin]

I don't... theres no electricity or internet on the moon... The moon sucks if you're a gamer.

At least nobody tells you to stop there, and there's no one to tell you've gone crazy after 64 consecutive hours of gaming

 

[BakaSmurf]

1. Use the rocket engine to cause a destraction so I can sneak aboard a space shuttle and hijack it

2. Use everything else to keep myself amused on the trip to Luna

3. ???

4. PROFIT

5. Death from not having proper protection against horrible Gamma Rays (Hooray for not planning ahead!)

 

[shadowstriker86]

throw everything other than the sissors away and use them to hijack a space shuttle

what he said

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Take the stick and the rocket engine, wrap the rubberbands around them to make a slingshot. Pull it back, stick the scissors in the ground, tie the piece of string to the handle of the scissors and pull the string. The rubberbands launch me towards the moon.

/thread

I hope you plan to turn on the rocket on your way, other wise you just end up with your face in some places it shouldn't be, like in cement, and I know that all too well

 

[TimeLord]

Tie myself to the rocket with the string, launch rocket