To those with an older sibling....

[Ljs1121]

I have four older siblings, but I never lived with any of them, so I never had any of these experiences. I used to feel bad, but after hearing about some of the crap younger siblings apparently have to live through, I became very grateful that I didn't live with my siblings.

 

[SpAc3man]

I'm 8 years older than my sister so I never beat her up at all but I was pretty good at general bullshitting to wind her up. She has caught on and we often team up to weave great elaborate stories to shock/confuse people. Often my girlfriend or my sister's friends. She's pretty clever for a 12 year old. I can see a huge difference in her attitude and thinking compared to a lot of her friends. Growing up in a more mature household has definitely had a pretty positive effect on her. She even plays Minecraft obsessively. I told her to try it out one day and she hasn't stopped. She tried Skyrim for a while before going back to Minecraft. I pushed her further when I showed her how to set up a Minecraft server for her friends to play on after I had set up the initial static IP/port forwarding procedure.

Hopefully I have done enough to keep away any future potential boyfriends that I don't like.

 

[ace_of_something]

I had 4 older brothers and a twin brother (and I'm younger than him by 11 minutes). I don't think I was 'terrorized' but They did send me and my twin on 'snipe hunts' and tell use tall tales about local people you know... "That old empty barn used to have people who eat blonde haired boys" etc. The occasional physical scuffle occurred over stupid things like ownership of a comic book. Although my 2nd oldest brother spooked a horse standing by my 4th oldest brother on purpose and my 4th oldest brother got kicked in the hip and had a hairline fracture.

 

[deathninja]

I'm the older in my family, but we had a lot of problems with my brother pushing me down stairs/into traffic when he was younger.

 

[JoesshittyOs]

The bastard would unplug the vacuum my Mom was using all the time when I was standing near it, knowing full well that she would come in and chew me out for it.

For some reason, I could never conceal a smile when I was telling her it was him, so I always got smacked.

But then again, that's nowhere near as bad as what I'd do to my little brother. I'm surprised that kid hasn't developed a nervous twitch from the amount of times I've hid under his bed to jump out at him.

 

[albear]

I remember this one time where me, my cousin (a little older than me) and my little brother were traveling with our grandparents on a family holiday and we got bored, so me and my cousin decided to tell my little brother that he ran on batteries (this was a good 15 years ago, and my brother was at that stage where they believe anything you tell them and i being a few years older was an evil little git), anyhoo we then found some AA bateries in the car and then told him we'd taken his batteries and he was going to die..........ah good times

 

[cookingwithrage]

It was the other way around. I remember throwing bugs at her when I was a kid, good times.

 

[FalloutJack]

My older brother did more to my little sister than my other brother and myself. He is now priest, by te way. Good at what he does, but...you know.

 

[Eddie the head]

I am that guy everyone in the thread hates. I terrorized my little sister

I love being an evil older brother!

Because your younger siblings are not going to say it "fuck you!" On topic my older brother just moved out so I am good right now. But we get along mostly.

 

[Bruenin]

I don't remember my sisters joking like that :/

They practically raised me, I mean my parents were there and all but my eldest sister changed my diapers and by time I was around 7 years old my second eldest sister drove me around and basically watched me all day.

My parents just showed up to give me toys or to send me to therapy... well at least from what I can remember... I have terrible memory too though so that doesn't really mean much : P

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Well my brother is a rampantly homophobic prick and I was always a 'camp' child so you can imagine that problems used to arise between us quite often. I can't recall anything specific in detail but my mum tells me that numerous times I'd end up in floods of tears because of some shit he'd pull on me when I did anything 'gay'.

Yeah, I hate my brother. He's still a total prick but we've worked out a system now so we have the least amount of contact possible. It's in everyone's best interest. He pisses me off and I disgust him so it's best for us to not interact too much.

 

[Broady Brio]

My brother pushed me in a trolley down a hill and I fell into a nest of stinging nettles. Hey! It was a great idea at the time, trolley-riding.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My sister is 12 years older than me so I never got terrorized. I consider myself very lucky.

 

[Brixton6]

My older sister convinced me that pine needles tasted like spaghetti. Seemed legit. Needless to say, they do not.

She also tortured me with the following song. Considering I live in northern Michigan, this terrified me. About 7 years ago it was on the radio, and I was required to walk across the lawn to school...in the dark *shudders*

Spoiler: Legend of the Dogman