Tomorrow I'm gonna do something stupid and pointless with little chance of success.

[guitarsniper]

Tell her she must go for it....

We, here at the Escapist, must hear of sordid deeds....

Remember though, if she says no, alcohol makes everything better.

Go for it man!

I thought I remembered a tale similar to this, and I was wondering what came of it, now I know!

If she says no, there's always liquor to forget you even tried!

To alcohol!

The cause of, and solution, to all of life's problems

To Alcohol! my permanent accessory
Alcohol! A party-time necessity
Alcohol! Alterative to feeling like yourself
Alcohol! I still drink to your health

was listening to that song while i read that post.

 

[spartan231490]

Wish me luck!

...For those of you who want some more details here about what you're wishing me luck for. I'm about to ask out a professor at my school.

My final semester as a student here is about to end, and I can't let myself leave the school forever without taking this shot.

Chances are she'll say No (and I'm not saying this as any sort of confidence issue just...I mean in the given scenario, it makes sense lol)

But I'm gonna go for it. Carpe Diem and all the jazz!

GOOD LUCK!!!

 

[IceStar100]

Have not read replys. Good luck man as long as this does not put your future in jepordy. If she saids no so be it. Who knows might be your future wife. May the road rise up to meet you.

 

[Tsun Tzu]

Good luck, sir. You need it. D:

 

[Jodah]

I read the title and support the decision.

As does House

And Hitler

So nothing can go wrong

Your links have been shot...in the head...twice.

Good luck. The worst that can happen is everyone laughs at you and mocks you!

Hmmm...the image urls are both static ones so I suppose that means only I can see them. I shall see if I can find better links for them then =P

EDIT: Better?

Yep, those ones work now.

 

[deserteagleeye]

At the very least she will respect you for your massive balls. If not, then she's not worth your time. If you do succeed however, you will be congratulated with all the "Epic Win" .jpgs a man can ask for.

 

[godofallu]

I'll just go ahead and say what noone else wants to hear.

It would be extremely unprofessional for a professor to go out with a student. Or anyone around that age (assuming the professor is 30+).

 

[TheVioletBandit]

Wish me luck!

...For those of you who want some more details here about what you're wishing me luck for. I'm about to ask out a professor at my school.

My final semester as a student here is about to end, and I can't let myself leave the school forever without taking this shot.

Chances are she'll say No (and I'm not saying this as any sort of confidence issue just...I mean in the given scenario, it makes sense lol)

But I'm gonna go for it. Carpe Diem and all the jazz!

I Have been told that I give terrible advice, but since no one ever takes my advice my "advice giving record" is actually clear of any failures, so obviously the people that say this are wrong and stupid. Listen to me and you'll be romancing that professor ladies tits off in no time. First, I say fuck asking her stuff, if you ask her things she may say no, is that what you want; I didn't think so. Now, here's what you do: Just walk up right up to her and say something cool like, "Your dad must not have a penis. He's got a paintbrush." or something random to throw her off her guard like, "Oh shit, I fucked my pants!" then just pull her towards you, and kiss her. Also, touch her butt and or titties. It's fool proof! You and your new lady can thank me later as your riding off into happily ever after.

 

[Luca72]

I'll just go ahead and say what noone else wants to hear.

It would be extremely unprofessional for a professor to go out with a student. Or anyone around that age (assuming the professor is 30+).

That's what makes it sexy.

 

[80Maxwell08]

First off wasn't this a plot point in Persona 3 with one of the side characters? Well I'm betting your plan to ask her out isn't as mind bendingly bad as his was. OT: Go for it and I have this page bookmarked to see the results.

 

[airrazor7]

You had my support at "something stupid and pointless." With a beer bottle in one hand and a pokemon game in the other, go forth and seize the moment.

In the event that you fail, at least you won't be apart of a potential scandal that will air on Fox News.

 

[redisforever]

I'll be doing something like this tomorrow. Not a teacher, no way. I'm in high school. A girl. Thing is, it'll be the first time actually doing this, and I'm more scared of this than I would be of a fucking bear.

 

[esperandote]

Now you have to tell us how it goes, ask her for something casual like a cup of coffee first.

 

[MosesH]

Comrade, my grandfather used to say faint heart never won fair lady. Judging by your cpmmitment to courting her she must be fair indeed. May the deity, entity or lack of supernatural being of your choice grace you. Godspeed.

 

[rednose1]

Best of luck man! May your endeavors be successful.

She DOES know your about to graduate, right? That could help your chances.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Today a boy sets out from the village in search of adventure in manhood..

..Tomorrow, he returns with a (presumably) hot MILF in his arms, or comes back with a wounded ego.

WHAT SHALL IT BE?!

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

...What exactly is the age difference? Because that would probably be the biggest reason for you being destined to fail.

Yeah... That sums up my thoughts on this situation as well. The OP was saying before that she's an intelligent, mature, beautiful woman he's attracted to and age shouldn't matter... But oooooooh boy does it matter.

For example, the OP never specified in any of his posts whether or not this was his final semester at college or high school. Given how people have written in their responses, most are assuming the former, and for the sake of this kid's chances, I hope their right 'cause otherwise this will likely crash and burn very quickly...

Just a thought.

 

[Snotnarok]

Normally I don't post on these topics but it has to be said

Good luck man

 

[StormShaun]

Good luck man. Make sure to tell us what happens, I love a good ending...or to tell someone you hace conqured your mind and shyness and can ask any girl in the world out.

So I'm hoping you get the girl. If you do or not have a drink on us.