Tomorrow, the world (wide Web) will end...
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D&D! Pathfinder! Vampire: The Masquerade! Don't Rest Your Head! Paranoia! GURPS! There was a reason why I bought all those books, and dice, and grids, and minis.
Alternatively, vodka.
Alternatively, vodka.
Find someone willing to give me a blowjob.
No, wait, that wouldn't work. There isn't anyone.
Okay, I guess I'd read a book.
No, wait, that wouldn't work. There isn't anyone.
Okay, I guess I'd read a book.
Use your Internet time now, to find out how to get into a 21 hour coma...Or read a lot of Wikipedia articles so you won't have to wonder about something tomorrow.
PS. Don't go outside, you have no idea what will happen without the internet
PS. Don't go outside, you have no idea what will happen without the internet
All contact to the outside world? Really? No phone? Social places? Outside world? Pen and paper?
Just for a day? Eh... to be honest, I might get a little antsy when I try to go online and then get slapped with a "cannot connect to page" page because I forgot, but I'd be okay. It's actually a day off work for me, so I'd probably make the most of it and do stuff outside. Except around 4pm... apparently, that's when it's going to peak at 30 degrees (that's 86ish for you imperial pushers out there, 93ish with the humidex) which is super gross.
All else fails, Lego.
Disclaimer: don't be mad about the "imperial pushers" thing... I didn't mean for that to be insulting.
All else fails, Lego.
Disclaimer: don't be mad about the "imperial pushers" thing... I didn't mean for that to be insulting.
I would go to my girlfriends house and hang out with her, and then we would play Magic! or I would beg her to play magic and see if it works... actually I need to read for my summer class... I'll do that!
If you think you have ir rough try without the internet for a month (and don't have good tv channels already at the start).
Everyone pretty much suggested what I was going to say (have a film marathon, read book and play games etc). If you are somehow extremely bored then just lay down on the bed and rest I guess.
Everyone pretty much suggested what I was going to say (have a film marathon, read book and play games etc). If you are somehow extremely bored then just lay down on the bed and rest I guess.
GO OUTSIDE.
Seriously, nobody mentioned this yet? There's a giant "room" outside your house. It's called the world. Amazing graphics. Go try it. Go out. Go to to a park. Go to a mall, maybe buy that book you were planning on reading. Go to the beach. Take a hike in a forest. Jog a little. Call a friend and go hang out. Maybe play some magic together. Call a girl you like and get together, maybe go see a movie. If you don't know any girls you like, go outside and find one. Meet new people.
Really, people lived thousands of years without internet. Yes, in this day and age, it is annoying to lose it (like cellphones), but there are an immense amount of fun and healthy things you can do without it.
Geez... Am I too old, or does anyone else remember the days where parents had trouble keeping their kids INSIDE the fucking house long enough to eat a meal? Now it's a pain to get someone to go OUTSIDE. At all.
/rant.
Seriously, nobody mentioned this yet? There's a giant "room" outside your house. It's called the world. Amazing graphics. Go try it. Go out. Go to to a park. Go to a mall, maybe buy that book you were planning on reading. Go to the beach. Take a hike in a forest. Jog a little. Call a friend and go hang out. Maybe play some magic together. Call a girl you like and get together, maybe go see a movie. If you don't know any girls you like, go outside and find one. Meet new people.
Really, people lived thousands of years without internet. Yes, in this day and age, it is annoying to lose it (like cellphones), but there are an immense amount of fun and healthy things you can do without it.
Geez... Am I too old, or does anyone else remember the days where parents had trouble keeping their kids INSIDE the fucking house long enough to eat a meal? Now it's a pain to get someone to go OUTSIDE. At all.
/rant.
Oh God!!
I don't think I can manage!
Seriously, I would try to suffer through one of my cousins romance novels or my sisters sims collection. Or troll my little brother.
Or actually go outside.
I don't think I can manage!
Seriously, I would try to suffer through one of my cousins romance novels or my sisters sims collection. Or troll my little brother.
Or actually go outside.
Hrmm... Get a ping-pong ball and cut it in half, then find a source of red light and white noise, (the "static" screen that recently seems to have been replaced with a quiet blue one) I think the sound was the important part. Now, with the halves of the ball taped over your eyes, you should be able to see the red light and, hearing unimparied, hear the white noise. Sit still for a bit and from I gather you will eventually begin tripping balls.
Something like "red light and white noise set your brain's sight and sound to sleep, so the subconcious makes it's own" or something. I'm not an expert, but I hear that's how it works. Just the sort of thing to try when bored out of your skull, I guess.
Something like "red light and white noise set your brain's sight and sound to sleep, so the subconcious makes it's own" or something. I'm not an expert, but I hear that's how it works. Just the sort of thing to try when bored out of your skull, I guess.
Throw over a Sabertooth fur, fetch your stonespear and go hunt mammoths.
Or read, or watch a good movie or meet a friend or jerk off or get drunk or get drunk to meet a friend for a good movie and jerk him off.
Or read, or watch a good movie or meet a friend or jerk off or get drunk or get drunk to meet a friend for a good movie and jerk him off.
