That post combined with your avatar is the scariest sh*t i have ever seen....El Poncho said:Oh a shuttle cock, that's stupid, we would hit each other with our cocks all the time in PE
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That post combined with your avatar is the scariest sh*t i have ever seen....El Poncho said:Oh a shuttle cock, that's stupid, we would hit each other with our cocks all the time in PE
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Try winning the school-wide class versus class dodgeball tournament by defeating the opposing class with atleast 15 people left on it all by yourself.......TWICE!!! It was best 2 out of three and I smoked them both times. The entire school saw one man stomp the grade 12 males gym class all by himself.Aby_Z said:I remember some of my most epic moments in school being based on Dodge ball.Shockolate said:While never actually losing the entirety of dodgeball out my old school, we DID ban the really good rubber dodgeballs because a girl got hit in the face by the strongest thrower in the class. I got hit in the face by the same guy and we both just laughed. She really did get hurt, but I was a bit miffed because our foam balls were shit.Aby_Z said:My school has banned dodgeball in Gym class because some random kid broke their glasses. Needless to say, I was pissed by my not being able to play the one game that made Gym fun.
-Grumble grumble-
I remember in grade school though that our favorite game Wall Burner got banned because pedestrians kept walking infront of our playing area and getting hit. To be fair though our areas usually got bigger because we got farther and farther away from the wall.
For those who might be wondering, as it probably has a different name, Wall Burner was where you throw a tennis ball at the wall (Durr) if someone catches, you have to stand on the wall. If your throw doesnt hit the wall, you gotta touch the wall before someone else hits the wall with the ball, or your out. God damn we loved that game.
At one point we were playing Doctor Dodgeball (if you're hit, you sit down. The 'doctor' then tags you and you're back in. If the doctor is out, no one can get up again.) And it got down to the entire enemy team against just 2 of us. The doctor was out. My buddy decided to go suicidal and run off to the right. The entire other team swarmed after him and he got promptly bombarded with dodgeballs. At that time I decided his sacrifice would not be in vain (There was a second rule. There were baskets all around the gym so if someone was to make a basket on the opposite side of the gym with the dodgeball, everyone on their side came in again and everyone on the enemy team had to sit down 'cept the doctor.)
I used all my strength to hurl the dodge ball across the gym and I swished it! Everyone on my team came running in cheering and the other team just sat there for a second in amazement.
I feel so sorry for the newer generation. They won't be able to know such a feeling of epicness.
Yea. I've never been the athletic type but I was always the best Dodger in dodgeball, meaning I would often be the last person in. The opposing team would often get so pissed about my meaningless stretching out of the games that they would purposely aim for me early in the game.Shockolate said:Try winning the school-wide class versus class dodgeball tournament by defeating the opposing class with atleast 15 people left on it all by yourself.......TWICE!!! It was best 2 out of three and I smoked them both times. The entire school saw me kick the shit out of them.Aby_Z said:-snip-
I have always been athletic, but I was also always the sleeper. Good at everything, but the one no one notices.
Like a sledgehammer to the face, just imagine what the world would be like if I was a diplomat.Disaster Button said:The innuendo in this post is almost too much to bear.ma55ter_fett said:There has to be more to the story, to get expelled for hitting someone with the birdie/shuttlecock is the pretty lame. I mean seriously they don't even hurt when you get hit with them.
Maybe he hit him with the racket and then shoved his shuttlecockup his assdown his throat or something.
The kid didn't threaten the other with expulsion, the headmaster did, for fear of reprisal from parents if he did nothing.The Anhk24 said:I personally think kids today are wimps and are too sensititve, but what do u fellow escapists believe
Edit: a birdy is the thing u play batt mitten with:http://www.topnews.in/sports/files/badminton.jpg
Hey, I wore my glasses in dodgeball! Two reasons:Fat Man Spoon said:...He was stupid enough to wear his glasses in Dodgeball?...
"Batt mitten"? I hate to be a nitpick, now, but it's spelled out in the link you posted! "Badminton".The Anhk24 said:Edit: a birdy is the thing u play batt mitten with:http://www.topnews.in/sports/files/badminton.jpg
Heh. I concede.The_Decoy said:Hey, I wore my glasses in dodgeball! Two reasons:
1) I can't see past my own wrist without them. A person on the other side of the gym would be largely indistinguishable from the wall.
2) my tactic in any sport (and life in general) involves not being hit in the face by fast moving objects.
Maybe next time, you should make sure the same thing doesn't have different names for different cultures before saying "no youre wrong"team star pug said:Don't youmean "shuttlecock" not birdy