Top 10 "Your a Dick" moments in gameing

[Thoric485]

No dedicated servers for MW2, for the sake of shelling DLC crap for 15 bucks.

And that DLC crap reduces your available matchmaking player pool to a 5-th or less with both DLCs.

It's just so aimlessly evil.

 

[Thoff09]

The two government pricks on red dead redemption... that's all that need be said.

 

[Christemo]

when someone picks Nymphora, Chronos, Vindicator, Night Hound, Zephyr, Valkyrie or Pebbles in Heroes of Newerth. i hate those chars so much.

 

[Trenya]

The two government pricks on red dead redemption... that's all that need be said.

Agreed.

I also hate the civilised looking town, blackwater I think. I like the wild west dammit!

 

[Orbot_Vectorman]

When people say "Your" when they mean "You're". *Glares at OP*

*glairs back* your point?

 

[Flac00]

In Source games, I have a spray that says "Welcome to the server! Press F10 for free porn!"

For those who don't know, F10 closes your game. But you'd be suprised the number of people who fall for it.

In your face i have a mac so f10 just makes my screen darker....

 

[tehweave]

I'm playing through Pokemon Heartgold again, and the elite four has several dickmoves.

Agatha (or whatever her name is) has a gengar. He doesn't do much damage, but as soon as he gets below 50% HP, he does "Destiny Bond." One hit, he dies, YOU DIE TOO AND GET NO EXPERIENCE. DICK.

 

[SteinFaust]

-those government tossers in RDR.

-Kratos in the 1st GoW:
"oh, praise the gods! you came back for me!"
"i didn't come back for YOU" *takes key, KICK*

-Clyde in Army of Two, well for pretty much everything.

-oh and team Bungie for all the stupid cliff-hanger endings and unnecessary character swapping.

 

[SteinFaust]

Red Dead Redemption.

If you've finished it, you know which part I mean.

All of it?

all the way to the credits.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

In Source games, I have a spray that says "Welcome to the server! Press F10 for free porn!"

For those who don't know, F10 closes your game. But you'd be suprised the number of people who fall for it.

Similar thing, in MW2 on PS3, say this in the lobby, "Found an awesome glitch! Press o, down, and x and you get free experience points!" O brings up the leave game screen, down selects yes, x selects it, ejecting them from the game.

 

[XMark]

Modern Warfare 2

Spoiler

Shepard. You go through the hardest damn part of the game, and right afterwards he just shoots you and sets you on fire.

Half-life 2: Episode 2

Spoiler

When the Vortigaunts are healing Alyx, and then suddenly time stops and the G-Man appears to you again. I was like "Aah! You asshole!"

 

[Thedayrecker]

In KOTOR 1 when you are about to hand Malak his ass, Bastilla barges in the room and is all like "AH WIL SAEV U!!"

This.

Goddamnit Bastilla! I was so damn close! No way am I saving you later....

 

[Megacherv]

Every mario game as peach is about to offer mario some "cake" and Bowser kidnaps her. HE WAS ABOUT TO GET LAID YOU BIG DRAGON, TURTLE, SPIKY BACKED CROCODILE FUCK... THING. I know yahtzee said the cake thing first but it still stands.

Oh no wait I've got a serious one now. In Brutal Legend

Spoiler

when Eddie tells Ophelia to do one because she wasn't honest with him and was being a total ***** where if she would have actually told them the truth, that it was eddie's blood Doviculous smelt because his mum was the demon lord and her blood ran through his vains and not hers, then nothing would happen and everything would be okay, she did what any woman would naturally do and fucking lie for no adequate reason thus making him not trust her and she goes evil and acts like he's to blame. HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING YOU STUPID ***** AND YOU BETRAYED THEM FOR NO REASON YOU SELFISH ****!

Spoiler

It wasn't really her you plonker!

My "a dick"?

You see, it's funny, because your grammar is that or a 6 year old. Unless of course you're a 6 year old, in which case it's fine.

See what I did there?

You're a dick

(joking)

team roomba did a pretty funny series of tf2 team greifing videos that i fully appreciated

They're very good, if I was a server admin I'd let them grief since they're that good.

 

[JoeThree]

My "a dick"?

You see, it's funny, because your grammar is that or a 6 year old. Unless of course you're a 6 year old, in which case it's fine.

See what I did there?

You're a dick

(joking)

You are good people.

To add content, I'll have to say any FPS in which someone spawn-snipes.

There's also this scene I love in Mass Effect where Joker pretty much either cock blocks you, or messages you on the intercom directly after sex. It's been a while since I played, but I remember finding that hillarious, and in some way, Seth Green fucks with your... uhm... fucking.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Red Dead Redemption.

If you've finished it, you know which part I mean.

Agreed.
Also, the mission where you drive the olde timey warthog around slaughtering Dutch's gang really made ME feel like a dick.

I hated that mission because the controls were so fucking awful and the enemies were tiny black dots on the horizon.

Seriously I have friends who've stopped playing the game altogether because of this part. (Granted it is pretty much the end of the game, but still.)

It was the voice that drove me over the edge. 'Work, ya damn nag!'