Top Ten Quotes

[MonocleClaire]

This beautiful line from Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Spoilered since it's the last line in the series.

Spoiler

Don?t forget.
Always, somewhere,
someone is fighting for you.
As long as you remember her,
you are not alone.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Professor Oak: 'I came when I heard you beat the Elite 4' makes me giggle every time

I'd completely forgotten about that one xD

OT: "I will tie you down and force it down your throat" It's only funny due to the lack of context

Also... "First immortality, THEN the bitches"

 

[twistedheat15]

saints row 2 : "Ha! Look at you all, covered in shit like a german porn star!"

 

[Luke3184]

"All things make sense when looked at from the right side of insanity"

 

[twistedmic]

"Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!"- Rocco from Boondock Saints.

"Here's where I saw the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things." Ralph Wiggum (can't remember the episode)

And this one from Watchmen (put into spoiler tags for those of you who have not yet seen or read it)

Spoiler

When were you planning to do it?

'Do it?' Dan, I'm not a Republic Serial Villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

 

[Rex Fallout]

10. Puis qu'en oubli sui de vous, dous amis,
Vie amoureuse et joie à Dieu commant.

Mar vi le jour que m'amour en vous mis,
Puis qu'en oubli sui de vous, dous amis.

Mais ce tenray que je vous ay promis,
C'est que jamais n'aray nul autre amant.
Puis qu'en oubli sui de vous, dous amis,
Vie amoureuse et joie à Dieu commant.
~ Guillaume de Machaut (c.1300 - c.1377)

9. "I'm Sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
~HAL (2001: A Space Odyssey)


8. "And Jesus asked him, saying, "What is thy name?" And he said, "We are legion. For we are many."
~Christian Bible, Luke 8:30

7. "I swear you start singing Daisy bell, and I'm done."
~Joker (Mass Effect)

6. "If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater the effort the heavier the world bore down upon his shoulders--what would you tell him to do?"
~Francisco d'Anconia (Atlas Shrugged)

5. "Hey there CAPITAL WASTELAND! It's ME THREE DOG! BOW WOW! And you're listenen to GNR, that's GALAXY NEWS RADIO in case ya forgot. Well here's the news: Stocks are up, unemployment is down, and the UN, she just declared GLOBAL PEACE FOREVER. *sight* now for the real news..."
~Three Dog (Fallout 3)

4. "I don't want to kill anyone. I just don't like bullies."
~Captain America (Captain America: The First Avenger)

3. "Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding."

"There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign!"

"Reaper? A label created by the Protheans to give voice to their destruction. In the end what they choose to call us is irrelevant. We simply are."

"Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. You lives are measured in years and decades. You wither and die. We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything."

"Confidence born of ignorance. The cycle cannot be broken."

"The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. Organic civilizations rise, evolve, advance. And at the apex of their glory, they are extinguished. The Protheans were not the first. They did not create the citadel, they did not forge the Mass Relays. They merely found them. The legacy of my kind."

"Your civilization is based on the technology of the mass relays, our technology. By using it, your society develops along the paths we desire. We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it. And you will end, because we demand it."

"My kind transcends your very understanding. We are each a nation, independent, free of all weakness. You cannot even grasp the nature of our existence."

"We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure. We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world. You cannot escape your doom."

"Your words are as empty as your future. I am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over."
~Sovereign (Mass Effect)

2. "...I wasn't the first to find Rapture, you crazy *****. And I won't be the last. You do ... whatever you want to me... as long as I'm with Cindy... I'm ... I'm a happy man."
~ Mark Meltzer (Bioshock 2)

1. "Ah, the assassin has overcome my final defense, and now he comes to murder me. In the end, what separates a man... from a slave? Is it money? Power? No. A man chooses. A slave obeys. You think you have memories? A family? A Farm? An airplane? A crash? And then this place... Was there ever really a family, a farm? Did that airplane crash... or was it highjacked? Forced down. Forced out of the sky by something less than a man, something bred to sleepwalk through life. Was a man sent here today to kill, or a slave. A man chooses. A slave obeys."

"Please come in. Stop would you kindly. Would you kindly... a powerful phrase... a familiar phrase?"

"Sit would you kindly. Stand, would you kindly. Run, stop, turn. A man chooses... a slave obeys. ... Kill would you kindly." *smacked by golf club* "A man chooses..." *smacked again* "A... a slave... obeys." *smacked again, the club is covered in blood* "OBEY!" *the club is swung one last time*

 

[drh1975]

"If I know Grunt, your answer's coming at muzzle velocity." - Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 2
"My God, Lois. Either I was a C-Section, or you're Wonder Woman." - Stewie Griffin
"You're my son. I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass." - Navin's mother in The Jerk

 

[matell]

1. Even a man who has nothing can still have his faith.

2. What can change the nature of a man?

3. Wherever you may go mortal, may the road you follow be one of your own choosing.

4. Enemies strengthen you, allies weaken your forces.

5. I want to save mankind, even against its will.

6. Ahhh, a soul with compassion... my last wonder before oblivion...

7. There is nothing else. We are alone.

8. "Did you know Elvis had a twin brother?"

 

[Duck Sandwich]

"We sent in 18 squadrons to the enemy base. None returned. We think maybe it's well-defended." - Mission description (7th Legion)

"What are you trying to prove? That deep down, everyone's just as ugly as you?" - Batman (The Dark Knight)

Spoiler: Advance Wars: Days of Ruin Spoiler

"After countless failed experiments, I finally realized my ambition. I then used my own clones to further my research! Do you know what it is like to watch yourself die? ...It is FASCINATING!" Caulder - Advance Wars: Days of Ruin

"Attack me if you dare. I will crush you." - Ken (Street Fighter 2)

"GET OVER HERE!" - Scorpion

"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy!" - The Joker (Batman: The Killing Joke)

"WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR!!!" - Zero (Mega Man X4)

"The greater the challenge, the greater the glory in surmounting it." - Epicurus

"Every moment gives us a chance to become more than what we are" - Ryu (Street Fighter)

It's not who I am underneath, but what I *do* that defines me. - Batman (Batman Begins)

 

[Popadoo]

Anything Tim McIlrath says. That man is a god.
Here's a few:

"Just because I can't change everything, doesn't mean I shouldn't try to change anything at all"
"If you aren't angry, you're not paying attention"
"If someone says 'I like your band, but I have a problem with your song Hero of War,' you have a problem with the truth, and if you have a problem with the truth, then you're gonna' have a lot of problems with Rise Against"

Best band in the world, Rise Against sing about real problems and I LOVE IT!

 

[OldKingClancy]

'God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven. I can't live with that.' Richard - Dead Man's Shoes.

'Our time has passed, John.' Dutch - Red Dead Redemption.

'I gots the shotgun, you gots the breifcase. S'all in the game right?' Omar - The Wire.

'Winter is coming.' Ned Stark - Game Of Thrones.

And for comedy...

'Hey, he's not happy at all. He lied to us through song, I hate when people do that.' Homer Simpson - The Simpson.

'But to address the members of the Rebecca Black Hate Club directly for a moment; Dear imbeciles, thanks to your hard work Rebecca Black, who you dismissed as a hopless wannabe is now a bona-fide megastar. Look here she is on an excellent edition of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, just like you'll never be. See, she's famous, perhaps you'd like a picture of that image to hand on your wall, like this, so you can look at it every morning before going to work in the shitty mega-chain burger outlet you'll be trapped in forever. Selling Happy Meals with Rebecca Black's face on them, like this. And as you pass these to customers who, accurately, look at you like you're nothing, you'll hear Rebecca Black's song looping on the in-store muzak system while you slave away behind the counter five days a week, from Monday through to Friday, Friday, YOU'VE got to get down on Friday because that's the day you mop the fucking floors.' Charlie Brooker - 10 O' Clock Live.

 

[SckizoBoy]

In no real order:

'Get moving! This isn't Hyde Park Corner... the war's over there!' - the Longest Day

'... SsssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhIT!' - A Bridge Too Far (context: bridge just blown up in his face, still cigar chomping)

'Now look here, dear chap, you give me thirty-six hours and I'll pop over to Rhodes and get an E-Boat for you, I promise you, just one careful owner!' - the Guns of Navarone (context: operation's being prepped)

'YOU IDIOTS, THESE ARE NOT THEM, YOU'VE CAPTURED THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!' - Spaceballs

'I'd say running would be a good idea.' - Godzilla

'The throne? The throne is an overdecorated piece of furniture...' - Waterloo

'Peter, let me give you a piece of advice.'
'What's that sir?'
'Stay single...' - the Battle of Britain

'You may not be an animal, Spartacus, but this sorry show gives me very little hope that you'll ever be a man.' - Spartacus

'Well, you can tell Dickinson for me, that he couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass-fiddle!' - Tora! Tora! Tora!

'In his eagerness to save you, your 'god' has also saved the Roman fleet!' - Ben Hur

 

[Roganzar]

A rather long one: "Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could evolve purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing". "But," says man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It proves you exist and so therefore you don't. QED." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. "Oh, that was easy," says man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white, and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys. But this did not stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme for his best selling book, Well That About Wraps It Up for God. Meanwhile the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different cultures and races, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation."

My favorite, though, will always be:

"Groovy."

Thank you for posting one of my Favorite quotes from the increasingly innacutately named Hitchhiker's Trilogy.

 

[Jelly ^.^]

"What if our world worked differently? Suppose we could tell her: 'I didn't mean what I just said,' and she would say: 'It's okay, I understand,' and she would not turn away, and life would really proceed as though we had never said that thing? We could remove the damage but still be wiser for the experience."- Braid

"I guarantee you'll not go hungry. 'Cause at the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead." - The Sniper, TF2

"...The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there ? on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam." - Carl Sagan, on the 'Pale Blue Dot' photograph

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players" - Shakespeare, As You Like It

 

[Generic_Username]

"I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation begets disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C equals A, or? whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed."

 

[GodofDisaster]

Here's a few that I really like.

Spoiler

"It's more important to master the cards in your hand rather than complain about the ones your opponents were delt." (Grimsely Pokemon Black and White)

"Nearly all men can stand adversity but if you truly want to test a man's character give him power." (Abrahama Lincoln)

"We just witnessed a classic example of what I call miss directed rage, I believe the technical term is being an ass." (Shigure Sohma Fruit baskets)

"Thank you! Fuck you! the villian has arrived!." (Ladd Russo Baccano)

"Hey just because I got weaker doesn't mean you got stronger." (Accelerator To aru Majustu no Index)

That's all I can think of.

 

[Dukenstein]

"I have become death, the destroyer of worlds." -Robert Oppenheimer

 

[JaceArveduin]

Confidence is ignorance, if you're feeling cocky, there's something you don't know -Foaly, Artemis Fowl

Mortal Danger is an effective antidote for fixed ideas -Erwin Rommel

Spoiler: Going to spoiler all of the Republic Commando ones

Etain: I imagine you never thought a Jedi commander would run away from a fight.
Darman: Not running away. This is E and E. Escape and evasion.
Etain: Sounds like running to me.
Darman: Tactical withdrawl to regroup.
Etain: You're a very positive man.

Etain: Is there a plan C?
Fi: The nice thing about the alphabet, ma'am, is that it gives you plenty of plans to choose from.
Niner: Shut up, Fi.

Scorch: I think we may have to blast our way through that... And I'm *not* just saying that because I love to blow stuff up.
Sev: Yes, you are.

Scorch: So... you've been ordered around by a geriatric and a child, have you?
Darman: Scorch, do you like med center food?
Scorch: Touchy, touchy...
Skirata: [on comlink] Delta! This is the geriatric. Get down and give me fifty, now!
Sev: Fierfek.

*about to enter 'Qibbu's Hut', run by a Hutt named Qibbu*
Sev: I'm only a simple trained killer, but something tells me never to eat in a restaurant with a bad pun over the door.

Boss: This is plain unnatural. I can't help noticing what this body armor doesn't cover.
Atin: It covers your torso and thighs, and that's where your major blood vessels and organs are. That's all you need. See? Doesn't show under fabric.
Fi: You can live without an arm. They can always bolt on a new one.
Boss: What about my head?
Fi: Like I said, they can always replace nonessential parts.
Boss: I love this guy. He'll make such great target practice.

 

[Arthur Cammarono]

"The only woman I'm pimpin' is sweet lady propane, and I'm trickin' her out all over this town." -Henry Rutherford Hill