Top Ten Sex Tips

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

Girlfriend putting something in your ass: "Why the fuck would you do that?!"

I don't get it.

Maybe its cuz his behind IS NOT prepared for something like that? Just sayin

What about being a woman makes your ass any more ready for things intruding into it? Vagina =/= ass.

Well, nothing. It all depends on the individual i guess

 

[Harold Hansen]

Ten years later as I lie on the fetal position near the end of my psychological therapy session...

"I can still...hear them... They won't stop...buzzing..."

Captcha says: "It's Super Delicious"