Topics you imagine here in 100 years

[HateDread]

"Man, this forum isn't like the old days. I know I don't have many posts, but I've been lurking..."

 

[theironbat46]

Remember Zombie Aids?
Google and Apple's successor Cbyerdine merge to make new company.
Remember Seth Macfrlance's 5600 show. That was so much better than the Cleveland Show.

 

[mad825]

"When will Half-life 3 Episode 3 come out?"

 

[the idiot computer]

"In other news half-life 2 episode 3 has been cancelled after 101.35 years in the making."
"Death is now recognised as a disability."
"Zombie rights who willl you vote for?"

 

[the idiot computer]

"So I caught super cancer today..."
"Chuck Norris jokes still exist."
"How's your day today in the zombie apocalypse."
"Starcraft 2 was realesed today but still no Interstellar internet connection or LAN yet.""
Ubisoft grow an extra brain cell and punishs pirates, however Ubisoft products are still illegal to buy."
"Robot sex slve 5.0 is now avaible for purchase."

 

[Ldude893]

"The End of World of Warcraft: 20 years on"

"Zero Punctuation: Half Life 2 Episode 3"

"News: Production for Duke Nukem Forever Resuming"

"News: Team Fortress 2 Engineer Update Finally Released"

 

[Cpt. Red]

"We just got denied children, how can we increase our chances for a successful appeal?"
"Moving to Mars, what should I be worried about?"
"Should I sing up for the Generation ship project (going to Andromeda)?"

 

[ObsessiveSketch]

Idk 'bout the Escapist, but I can totally picture 4chan...:
"Newfags STILL can't triforce"
"There are no Markabians on teh intarwebs"
"Rule 304: If it exists in an alternate dimension, there is porn of it."
"1)Contact alien race. 2)Negotiate peace. 3)Be taken over. 4)To serve man. 5)???? 6)PROFIT"
"After eliminating the specific strain from existence, it will, in fact, NEVER be Lupus"
"Hey guys, they just divided by zero...no, srsly, it opened a goddamn black hole."
"JESUS CHRIST IT'S A HUMAN GET IN THE CAR!"