torture the above users avatar

[AgDr_ODST]

Exactly what the thread title entails. Do your worst, get specific to the avatar or be ridiculous anything goes....

ANd since Im the OP I'll use mine as a kick off example:

A) slowly kill the chief infront of her
B) force her into rampancy
C) lock her in a room with guilty spark

 

[Nouw]

I will force it to be with the Gravemind for 1 full year. Just wait 'till it goes rampant! And show her the horrors of Rule 34...

 

[JoJo]

I will shave off your's multi-coloured afro, as slowly as possible!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

drown the little sister in a tank of adam, hypnotize the big Daddy and make it watch

 

[PleasantKenobi]

Use your character's potential insanity as an interesting narative device within the game's trailer, complete with T.S. Elliot quote and ambiguity, only to then almsot completely ignore this exposition in the full game in favour of simplistic story-telling that doesn't achieve anythign even remotely new. Yeah, take that.

 

[SteakHeart]

Throw him into the Sarlacc, only to pull him out when he's half-eaten, then regenerate him and do the same every four minutes.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

lay out bait across the island and turn on giant fans everytime he nears said bait

 

[Ashsaver]

Format her.

 

[xmbts]

I'd delete a small bit of data, she would still exist but would be corrupt insane and useless.

Nevermind, I strip her drench her in water and leave her out in the sun.

 

[Ashsaver]

Twist those wires,slowly,one at a time.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

dye her hair some ugly combination of green, red and pink then trap her in a house of mirrors

 

[xmbts]

 

[TheDoctor455]

I send sparks down the tubes... it won't kill you, but it will destroy the tubes and cause you a lot of pain.

 

[xmbts]

I guess I'll just smack you with a shovel. I don't have to worry about not killing you afterall.

 

[TheDoctor455]

And the point of torturing me is what, exactly?

Oh well... I'll just torture you with my increasingly obscure references, my rants on things I cant' stand, and an eternity of sarcastic remarks... by the end of it all, you will probably want to kill yourself. (I'm a bit like Marvin the Manically Depressed Robot in that regard)

 

[xmbts]

I need a reason now? *Thwack*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

UNINSTALL! UUNINSTALL! (Cookie for the reference)

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... I dress you up nicely, I get your haircut, then I take you to an amusement park until you slip back into sanity.

(by the way, what quiz was the "bad luck" badge for... I don't care about the badge, I just like taking quizzes... I've actually gotten a little addicted to Quiz Monster on Facebook)

 

[XThecommander]

Just get some people that like to call him a smurf, and na'vi, and have them do that for about a year...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Just get some people that like to call him a smurf, and na'vi, and have them do that for about a year...

You bastard.
However, all I have to do to kill them off and YOU, very slowly is to trap you and the rest of them in a room where the walls are TVs that only play High School Musical, Twilight, Battlefield Earth, and an "educational" video about sex and homosexuality brought to you by the Mormon Church.