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[Fury Is Me.]

Umm... I dress you up nicely, I get your haircut, then I take you to an amusement park until you slip back into sanity.

(by the way, what quiz was the "bad luck" badge for... I don't care about the badge, I just like taking quizzes... I've actually gotten a little addicted to Quiz Monster on Facebook)

"Who's your Demon" Quiz. Or something like that.

OT: Meet Smurfette.

The only female smurf. And she's a lesbian. Absolutly no interest in men. Have fun!

 

[XThecommander]

Torture her? The worst I can do is equal to nothing! *retreats*

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

oh i will haha

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... I dress you up nicely, I get your haircut, then I take you to an amusement park until you slip back into sanity.

(by the way, what quiz was the "bad luck" badge for... I don't care about the badge, I just like taking quizzes... I've actually gotten a little addicted to Quiz Monster on Facebook)

"Who's your Demon" Quiz. Or something like that.

OT: Meet Smurfette.

The only female smurf. And she's a lesbian. Absolutly no interest in men. Have fun!

I'm not a smurf, so I don't really give a shit.

OT:
I strap the kid in a chair, and then have two "parents" and a teacher come in and argue about his grades for a few weeks.

 

[XThecommander]

This one is much easier to torture... *grabs very posiounous jellyfish.* This can kill someone enough pain for them to die, but I'm making you immortal, just for fun *malicious smile.*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Torture her? The worst I can do is equal to nothing! *retreats*

That's right! RUN! You cannot beat her!

OT: Pluck each individual eyelash from his head, taking away his every last Eyelash Wish!

 

[TheDoctor455]

This one is much easier to torture... *grabs very posiounous jellyfish.* This can kill someone enough pain for them to die, but I'm making you immortal, just for fun *malicious smile.*

I was immortal to begin with.

And most of my pain-transmitting nerves have dulled a bit anyway.
Nice try.

OT:
I introduce you to Cthulhu... I don't know if that'll actually torture you, but "misery likes company"... so I wondered what the equivalent for madness would be.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

make him sit and look at hantai with me forever

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I would get banned if i told you how I would torture you.

 

[XThecommander]

Fury is me has posted...
/thread

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: I will drive you completely and totally insane

Trust me

 

[TheDoctor455]

I don't see the point of this... all I have to do is wait for you to die.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I shout "SMURF" From behind diamond for days.

 

[xmbts]

Make fun of her for not having wings, and wait for the inevitable obliteration.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You know I can use magic to filter out words I don't want to hear right?
I just let you shout at me for a few days and watch as you get exasperated and exhausted.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Slow, slow, painful disintegration.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I strap you in a chair and make you watch a continuous loop of Darth Vader's "No Disintegrations" line.

 

[xmbts]

Slap her, for a few decades, without stopping. I have no blood for her to drink either.

I sentence you to be ninja'd in every post you make from this moment onward.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

use my god mod hacks AI Intellect to make it so you can slowly and painfully regrow amputated limbs then repeatedly cut your arms and legs off

 

[TheDoctor455]

I keep shifting you between solid and hologram forms... just long enough for you to get used to the new sensations each time...