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[xmbts]

use my god mod hacks AI Intellect to make it so you can slowly and painfully regrow amputated limbs then repeatedly cut your arms and legs off

Robot body, doesn't really work that well.

OT: I'll cover you in tarantulas. Big ones.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

...
UNINSTALL! UUNINSTALL!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I cut your arms and make you drink your own blood

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Good luck getting to her arms.

OT: COMPUTER VIRUS!

 

[Nouw]

I make her suffer a fate that the guy from Indie 4 faced. You know which one! Except in this case you are buried underground and you are being 'decomposed' by worms.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

lock you up with your precious pies just out of your reach

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Produces your "Eye" out of midair* See this?~ If it breaks, it kills you~
*She squeezes it to the point where it's about to break, but doesn't*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

slowly drag a long razor sharp blade over your body cutting enough to cause intense pain and induce bleeding but not enough to kill

 

[Kud]

Put you in a microwave.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I lock you in a room full of female "wrestlers", who "teach" you how to "practice" their "trade".

Wow... I think I've hit the daily recommended dosage for euphemisms.

 

[seekeroftruth86]

Paint you green.

 

[Kud]

Paint YOU green.

Yeeeaaaah!

 

[seekeroftruth86]

Already am.

Now I say that your hairbows are clashing with your top.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Chop of your fingers.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

steal your glasses and poke your left eye out

 

[Gamegodtre]

force her to watch all of Uwe Bolls movies while slowy making them solves life or death puzzles of increasing difficulty till you get to the last puzzle that has no solution

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Give it coherent form.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I strap you to that UFO, and rig it to slowly heat up as it gains velocity.
Oh, and if you make it stop, it explodes. So you're choice.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Switch you with me on the UFO.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Switch you with me on the UFO.

(teleports off the UFO, but not before crashing it into Xpwn)

(draws a sword)

Now the fun begins.