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[TheDoctor455]

I hollow out the book and fill it with LSD and Crack, then call the cops on you.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Give him the resurrection parasite and tie him to a burning stake.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Give him the resurrection parasite and tie him to a burning stake.

Let me guess... that brings me back to life?

Heh... I'm already immortal so isn't that a little redundant?

And...

I replace your book with emo poetry, and wait for your to kill yourself.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The nematodes would find out how you live and then neutralize it.

OT: Set him on fire. Whether he dies is of little significance.