Track The Swine Flu As It Begins To Spread<<Alert>>

[redman7t]

Swine Tracker-> http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=106484775090296685271.0004681a37b713f6b5950&ll=47.100045,9.316406&spn=34.792294,79.101563&t=h&z=4

So are any of the early cases close to you?


*Edit/ To Relax Try Searching "Pandemic 2"

 

[Kirra]

Nothing close to Estonia yet.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

OH guess i Was wrong people are dyeing hmm... Well were boned

EDIT: Odd how I'm not worried in the slightest lol

 

[Zeke109]

Stops where it started within a week. Turns out Media threw it all out of proportion and you are all idiots for believing this crap, it all Avian Flu all over again, OR PETA will be the death of us all.....as shown by many zombie movies. The only way to save Humanity is to kill off animal rights activists and sacrifice a mighty pile of our finest rams in a sacrificial burning pyre to the sun god! May Huitzilopochtli smil upon us and our invasion of Mexico to regain the glory of the Aztec Empire! But, after the Ram sacrifices, we must turn to the conquered Mexicans! We must rebuild The Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan to pull out their hearts! The sun god must be appeased for when He goes away to battle the forces of darkness, lest the Jaguars, and the Great Winds, and the Volcanoes, and the Floods come back and kill us all!
DEATH FOR HUITZILOPOCHTLI!!!!!!!!

/THREAD

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

None where I live in Texas.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

None where I live in Texas.

Your avatar seems to be mocking me there are 2 cases just 5 hours from where i live

 

[Motti]

Worst comes to worst, I'll go bush (or move to Tasmania).

 

[Brett Alex]

Seems like this applies to not just twitter but most forums.

Seriously, if it does become a human strain pandemic and wipes everyone off the planet, you have my iron-clad guarantee that I will eat my hat.

 

[Heavy Metal Maniac]

I need to move now!

Actually I don't for some reason I have a immunity to a lot of bacteria and viruses I have never had so I am safe for now.

 

[Leorex]

Im safe in Maryland.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Im safe in Maryland.

Same here brother.

 

[RavingPenguin]

Worst comes to worst, I'll go bush (or move to Tasmania).

I'll see your Tasmania and raise you Alaska. Which is also where I live and there is nothing close to here, not that I really care about the flu anyway. Ive got an amazing immune system you see, it keeps all sorts of nastyness out.

 

[blackcherry]

Oh god bless. Have the media really caused all this? From a minor infection in a few people, its now a GLOBAL PANDEMIC OF WHICH WE SHALL ALL DIE!

Don't listen. It will pass over.

 

[Bobkat1252]

Great, the rumors were true, 8 confirmed cases and 7 probable all less than an hour away in NYC.

 

[kat-24]

This is all blown out, it happened in the Ford administration, they freaked out and nothing really ever developed

 

[Internet Kraken]

Oh screw you New York. I was thinking that swine flu wouldn't be a problem because Mexico is far away from me. Then you had to go and get infected. Great.

Well maybe it won't spread into Connecticut.

 

[Bobkat1252]

Oh screw you New York. I was thinking that swine flu wouldn't be a problem because Mexico is far away from me. Then you had to go and get infected. Great.

Well maybe it won't spread into Connecticut.

I hope you're right, if it does... well... to the bunker!

 

[Internet Kraken]

Oh screw you New York. I was thinking that swine flu wouldn't be a problem because Mexico is far away from me. Then you had to go and get infected. Great.

Well maybe it won't spread into Connecticut.

I hope you're right, if it does... well... to the bunker!

I'm not really worried about the disease killing a ton of people. I'm more concerned that people will get paranoid over it. People will stop going to their jobs for fear of infection, schools shutting down etc.

 

[bigmike5400]

The only way to save Humanity is to kill off animal rights activists and sacrifice a mighty pile of our finest rams in a sacrificial burning pyre to the sun god! May Huitzilopochtli smil upon us and our invasion of Mexico to regain the glory of the Aztec Empire! But, after the Ram sacrifices, we must turn to the conquered Mexicans! We must rebuild The Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan to pull out their hearts! The sun god must be appeased for when He goes away to battle the forces of darkness, lest the Jaguars, and the Great Winds, and the Volcanoes, and the Floods come back and kill us all!
DEATH FOR HUITZILOPOCHTLI!!!!!!!!

/THREAD

Quick you get the rams and I'll get the virgins we must satisfy the sun god.

 

[Berethond]

[awesome comic snip

Seems like this applies to not just twitter but most forums.

Seriously, if it does become a human strain pandemic and wipes everyone off the planet, you have my iron-clad guarantee that I will eat my hat.

You had to comic-ninja me, Shanks.
And I'll be fine, nobody where I live goes to Mexico, they all escaped from there illegally.

And it's so blown out of porportion it's sad.