Hitman: Absolution - Saints Trailer
Nun slaughter must be the new thing that the kids are into.
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Uhm, wow... Really, Hitman: the pornstars who hide as nuns who are actually assassins-the game?
Could have sworn the previous games where not about that, and I'd hardly call it evolution.
Sidenote to Hollywood and game makers; Nuns do not dress like that anymore, and appearantly have not for a long time. At least that's what I've heard.
See point six here http://www.cracked.com/article_19753_7-ridiculously-outdated-assumptions-every-movie-makes.html
However, if the nuns are as hot as the ones in the trailer, I'd approve of them coming to my house to preach in those secondary outfits of theirs, meow!
Could have sworn the previous games where not about that, and I'd hardly call it evolution.
Sidenote to Hollywood and game makers; Nuns do not dress like that anymore, and appearantly have not for a long time. At least that's what I've heard.
See point six here http://www.cracked.com/article_19753_7-ridiculously-outdated-assumptions-every-movie-makes.html
However, if the nuns are as hot as the ones in the trailer, I'd approve of them coming to my house to preach in those secondary outfits of theirs, meow!
HOLY Crap that was kinda Cool
well i am going to say it now...Nuns are the new Terrorists in FPS now
well i am going to say it now...Nuns are the new Terrorists in FPS now
If he threw one of them i guess you could call that a "NUN-CHUCK"
But sereasly whats with The Franchise and Molotov Cockteases?
But sereasly whats with The Franchise and Molotov Cockteases?
That looked so intensly stupid I don't know where to start? I saw a bit of gameplay a few months ago, it was Sneaky-Murder-Styley, and then apparently you have to battle fetish nuns with roketlaunchers? idk, seems silly to change tone so abrubtly
Damn...that shirt was clean on. D:
I'd be happier with more gameplay trailers. Teasers like this are good for the announcement/really early stages. When you get to the 4 months to go stage, I kind of want to be sold on what the actual game looks like. Tomb Raider's new trailer got it very much right and it's not out till next year.
I'd be happier with more gameplay trailers. Teasers like this are good for the announcement/really early stages. When you get to the 4 months to go stage, I kind of want to be sold on what the actual game looks like. Tomb Raider's new trailer got it very much right and it's not out till next year.
...what the hell did I just watch. *facepalm* Is this seriously what they think people who play Hitman want? Wait, worse, IS this what other people who play Hitman want?
Look, if I wanted to see women in fetish gear subjected to severe violence, I'd go abduct a homeless person. Show me gameplay dangnammit!
...What the heeeeellll? Evil assassin nuns who strip to bare latex killer uniforms in broad daylight to blow up an entire drive-in motel. This stuff makes fun of itself with how mind-boggeling stupid it is. Hope the game isn't like that. I know Hitman is violent, but it's normally semi-realistic when it comes to the violence in the game. That's actually where the challenge comes from.
I'll admit that it was at least fun to watch, though. I couldn't stop laughing.
I guess you could say that those assassins weren't putting up with nun of 47's antics.
Captcha: Great Unwashed. Damnit, Captcha, quit trying to steal my thunder!
I'll admit that it was at least fun to watch, though. I couldn't stop laughing.
I guess you could say that those assassins weren't putting up with nun of 47's antics.
Captcha: Great Unwashed. Damnit, Captcha, quit trying to steal my thunder!
Oh please tell me those nuns were from Iscariot and that this bodes well for a Hellsing-Hitman crossover...