Transformers 3: Oh dear...

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BloodyThoughts

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More robots, less humans, and less Michael bay and you got a good movie there. Oh and make it so that that huge robot in Transformers 2 doesn't just stand there and hang his big metallic balls in your face. It's just disturbing.
 

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I didn't "like" the first Transformers, but I didn't hate it, for me it had too many human characters, if they had ditched the kid and his family totally I'd of been happy with it, unlike some I actually liked having the military involved, it made sense.

However when Transformers 2 rolled around I wanted to gag at least 80% of the movie is human characters and I wanted to punch someone, really pissed me off, I don't mind some T&A but I really want big honking robots, not some pathetic little shits personal drama.

So for number 3 to even get my ticket money rather then having it downloaded they need to drop so so much of the human bullshit, keep the army if you must, but get rid of the kid and his freaking family.
 

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Well. I personally think the movie can't possibly worse than the one before it. So I guess I'll give it a look. Being 100% Honest I don't think you could do any worse than RotF
 

Chewster

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Hardcore_gamer said:
chewbacca1010 said:
I think that Micheal Bay has the opposite of the Midas touch. Everything he touches, turns to rubbish.
No, everything he touches turns into BAYSPOIIIIISOOOOOOONNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!

He makes certain kind of movies that appeal to certain kind of people. Just live with the fact that some people literally don't give 2 shits about the story and just want to watch 2 hours worth of shit blowing up regardless of the context.
Please don't think me to be an arthouse geek that needs all his films to contain long internal monologues, deep explorations of the human condition and a soundtrack full of artists you've never heard of. I certainly enjoy some films that employ all of those elements, but my personal canon is quite varied.

I just subscribe to a certain standard, when it comes to entertainment. Mindless action films can be alright, provided they are relatively coherent and exciting (for example, the Die Hard series, which has managed to stay decent over the years, or Hot Fuzz, which manages to mock the conventions of action/buddy cop films while being a competent action film in and of itself).

Bay doesn't really do anything other then wrap puerile humour around exploding robots for several hours. And apparently people love it.
 

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Just an interesting bit of knowledge:
Michael Bay's first project was a porno, and it has a better IMDb score than Transformers 2 and Pearl Harbor(albeit not the greatest movies anyway).
 

Loop Stricken

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Joe Matsuda said:
Soundwave!

Soundwave!!!

MORE F***ING SOUNDWAVE!!!!!!
Very much this - I was rather disappointed with the short thrift he got in the second film. And no... whaveritis that makes his voice funny vocoder? Heresy.
 

Dark Knifer

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More robots, less plot. It really shouldn't be hard to make a movie about two kinds of robots fighting eachother... A better director might help.
 

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A velociraptor said:
More robots, less humans, Dinobots, and Unicron. I would say that I'd like to see more Sideswipe, but that's only because he's a very sexy machine.
I would disagree, here is my reasoning.

Optimus prime, was awesome. Now has flame decals..? barely existant human characters (you could phase out the original movies human character with relative ease), now centre of film. Soundwave, was so cool he made you want to buy a boombox shaped like him, now he's just a satellite with a shite voice.

Why would you want Unicron, Dinobots and more sideswipe in the movie? do you really hate them that much you want to see them destroyed, twisted and defiled into the crowning turd in the water pipe? He would make Unicron a random shouty dude, instead of MEGAORSONWELLESAURUS

I say make the last part of the trilogy, but don't add anyone new. Minimise the casualities :D
 

HardRockSamurai

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What would you like to see in Transformers 3?
ummm...I don't want to see Transformers 3
Where would you like to see the story go?
In a direction that leads the main characters to their death. I'd also want to see Optimus Prime fight a polar bear.
What characters would you like to see more of?
I simply want to see more robots, but in a well-executed manner. No more of this [http://mikeely.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/racism_transformers_movie_twins1.jpg] b*llshit.
 

Gnoya

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Movie bob is bang on as well..

This should be a movie about the transformers. Sure Humans are involved.. but not to the massive degree that Bay seems to want to include..
 

Jupiter's Moon

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I have had a general loathing for the transformers series... If only Micheal Bay wasn't in charge of that project. I mean, has he even seen the original series? If the series is to be saved, then there must be a sacrifice. A Micheal Bay sacrifice. To the gods.
 

Paridice

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The 2nd Transformers ended with such a feeling of there being a 3rd Transformers that I feel there is almost a guarantee that there will be!!! However want to see where they take the story line from where they ended. Some people say they want 2 see certain things in a movie. I want to see the director use his knowledge and imagination to make the movie.
 

JWAN

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I know everybody thinks Megan fox is an awful actor, and she is, but she has a great rack and long legs and all you you haters can go fuck yourselves.

It will be the only saving grace of the 3rd film
 

sms_117b

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You know what I want, Bay to just use the script from the original Transformers movie back in 1986, update some of the names (Spike to Sam maybe), keep the hideous robots if it helps him think it's still his, just do that, I'll be happy.

I'd also like to see a short where Bay listens to Movie Bob ripping his films apart. Hopefully he'd listen in person.
 

Bat Vader

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I thought the voice acting that was done for the transformers was actually quite well. I also liked the sector 7 guy as well. He was funny.

Peter Cullen plays an excellent Optimus Prime. It is to bad that they chose Hugo Weaving for Megatron. I think Weaving is an excellent actor I just liked Frank Welker more.
 

likalaruku

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I think in order to make a good Transformers movie, you'll have to dump Micheal Bay.
 

likalaruku

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JWAN said:
I know everybody thinks Megan fox is an awful actor, and she is, but she has a great rack and long legs and all you you haters can go fuck yourselves.

It will be the only saving grace of the 3rd film
Then maybe she should stop acting & switch to porn?