Transformers 3: Oh dear...

[Scythax]

Transformers 2 had me leaving the film at the end very angry and bored. When those two redneck fucktard autobots were getting sucked into that massive meta-robot I actually said outloud in the cinema "finally just die already" which was met with laughs of agreement from about half the people there.

Transformers 3 for me needs to get rid of the parents, get rid of megen fox, get rid of the fucking stupid, pointless autobots that are only there for weak comic relief (but actually just make you want them to die horribly), get rid of the section 7 asshole, KEEP the military characters, keep Sam but cut all the teen angst shit, DESTROY the whole idea of there being some magical machine gods which had no relevence to anything or even the franchise' history, give Sideswipe and Soundwave a bigger presence in the films, and for god sake give Bumblebee a non-shite voice. First time I heard it in Transformers 1 I almost burst out laughing.

Oh and it goes without saying that Michael BAYXXXPLOSSSIONSRAWR needs to be killed by a letter bomb filled with arsnic.

 

[TheZaius]

A good Transformers movie would require a friggin' REBOOT.

I don't know how Hollywood allowed Hulk to get a reboot in the form of the mindless and boring Incredible Hulk movie while Transformers got a Transformers 2!

I'd really rather see a second GI Joe movie before ever torturing my eyes with a third Transformers. I never even bothered watching part 2.

 

[JWAN]

I know everybody thinks Megan fox is an awful actor, and she is, but she has a great rack and long legs and all you you haters can go fuck yourselves.

It will be the only saving grace of the 3rd film

Then maybe she should stop acting & switch to porn?

LOL^
Winner winner chicken dinner

 

[alinos]

Borderline terrible ... BORDERLINE

you sir rate this movie to high

 

[likalaruku]

I know everybody thinks Megan fox is an awful actor, and she is, but she has a great rack and long legs and all you you haters can go fuck yourselves.

It will be the only saving grace of the 3rd film

Then maybe she should stop acting & switch to porn?

LOL^
Winner winner chicken dinner

Perhaps the chicken dinner could fill in for her. They have nice breasts & legs too.

 

[heavyarms]

I have no clue what I want to see in the third one since I refused to see the second the moment I heard that Soundwave only had a 2 minute scene where he hooked up to a satellite. Granted Soundwave can't be the awesome boombox that spits out cassette tape minions since they wanted to update the tech to match today, but still, give the guy a chance as say a BlueRay player or home theater system or something. Personally, I didn't really like how much emphasis they put on the humans when I first saw the first one. It seemed they had too many 2D characters in that section and not enough transformers (which is what the movie was supposed to be about I thought, and honestly, couldn't they have gotten someone other than the guy from Holes who seems to always get the short-end of the stick by his family?) Don't cut them out completely, even in the original series they had a part to play, but the focus was on the fight between autobot and decepticon in the series and the humans were just trying to do what they could. The first one had way too many characters shoved into it all at once; they should have just stuck with a small group and go from there. As for the second, I think they should have gone ahead and put Unicron and Galvatron in there; or at least make a direct path there. Then again, I could be wrong and all this is just a rambling rant of a man who remembers growing up with transformers and wanted another glorious film like the original movie.

 

[Nannernade]

Less humans, more Optimus Prime, less robots with balls, and less robots that are trying to bring in posers (You know the ones...)

 

[JWAN]

I know everybody thinks Megan fox is an awful actor, and she is, but she has a great rack and long legs and all you you haters can go fuck yourselves.

It will be the only saving grace of the 3rd film

Then maybe she should stop acting & switch to porn?

LOL^
Winner winner chicken dinner

Perhaps the chicken dinner could fill in for her. They have nice breasts & legs too.

Right, but I dont want to stick my dick in boiling chicken fat

 

[Vigilantis]

Give me the robots without all this filler crap of sexual themes and dogs humping legs. Really I absolutely hate what they made transformers out to be, its some of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life. I can only hope that Transformers title goes to someone else beyond Michael Bay or that his franchise in itself collapses as I don't want another piece of crap hyped every where for the next year.

Collapse and giving the title to another director is also good, but I can handle one or the other ^_^

 

[Thwarted]

No blacksploitation or gay latino transformers. Theyr robots for gods sake. It's embarassing.

 

[tiredinnuendo]

What I'd like to see is Hot Rod. Damn it, he was one of the original Transformers and also one of, if not the, coolest one.

First off, Hot Rod was not one of the originals. He first appeared in the movie, where they killed off the better part of the originals, including Optimus Prime, and Hot Rod replaced him as Rodimus Prime. He was only Hot Rod for like an hour and a half.

Second, Rodimus was the worst leader ever, and he was a sports car with a trailer when he transformed, which is one of the saddest looking things I've seen.

- J

 

[metalhead467]

Alls I know is, RE: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is, I've never been so bored watching shit asplode.

 

[Caligulove]

Like Transformers 2, I waited for the blu-ray of it. And even then I watched it with the RiffTrax playing over it. I'm looking forward to the third one for the same reasons

 

[Worgen]

I thought she actualy did pretty good in the 2nd movie altho that witwicky kid needs to get killed off, really just having robots would be best

 

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[Crystal Cuckoo]

I want Bumblebee pummeling all the Decepticons into scrap metal, maybe with Optimus Prime helping.

Bumblebee stole the show in the first Transformers movie, though I haven't seen the second as yet.

 

[War Penguin]

As long as they don't have too many humans, back story, and those weird, stereotype robots in the movie, I'm fine.

Seriously, those robots were weird. They weren't funny, there was no reason for them to be there, and they creeped the hell out of me.

 

[Dusty Donuts]

All you can do in this case is hope to dear god it isn't another Transmorphers.

OH GOD!
*retching violently* *runs*