Transformers. Shit to begin with(not the films)

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Srdjan Tanaskovic

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thepyrethatburns said:
You have giant transforming robots that are locked in an intergalactic civil war in the classic good vs. evil theme. While the Decepticons seem to have more firepower, the Autobots get the support of races that the Decepticons classify as vermin.

What is shit about that?
It it well animated? well written? good action scenes? good story? good connection within story to each episode? and so on
 

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no its a great idea and series but its nothing something i will stop and watch. now beast wars fuck yea that shit is awesome. the old show is kinda eh but i hate pointless series like Transformers but only in the sense that there is a story but there is hardly any connection that from episode to episode
 

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the old toon had realy bad writing and nonsensical plots, but made up for it by having iconic and memorable characters that ended up striding through your memories like the metal gods they were.
 

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While the quality of the original is in question seeing it in this present day but you do know that the time were also different back then? Beside the very concept of it is still awesome (you get a vehicle and a robot in one toy). I don't consider Transformers as a whole to be bad since there is still a large fanbase to this day so they are doing something right.
While it can be argue that they should of stick to G1 ish apperances or not can be debated but I think it really down to the writing to the films lackbuster appeal.
 

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I bought the entire series about 10 years ago and absolutly loved it. Heres a drinking game for you all to play. Everytime you see a car so badly drawn you need your imagination to see a car, take a drink. When you that the animaters have drawn the wrong character in the scene (eg starscream instead of one of his pionty headed croneys) take a drink.

Up until the origninal movie came out it is absolutly B-grade and wonderful. After the movie, the production company got more money and their animation got 100 times better, but it lost something at the same time, I can't quite put my finger on it, but it went from B-grade epicness to A-grade ok.

As for storylines, Thepyrethatburns said its a classic good vs evil theme. Its about the giant robots and one single family who they befriend. It is good, for humour it has funny characters (who doesn't love the dinobots), instead of toilet humour.

The original film, that was awesome. Who wasn't effected by Optimus's death.

The films, well the main thing they did wrong, is that that the people making it didn't care that transformers has always been a story about robots coming here, some wanting to harvest our planet for fuel (think stereotypical alien race), and others wanting just to live in peace. The makers of the film and I'm not just talking about Bay, I'm including the writers, Speilberg and whay ever company they're working for, wanted to make a movie about people transformers happen to.

If they had done Beast wars they would have found some way to work in more humans than robots. Tho if they had at least we would be grateful that they didn't fuck with G1.
 

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Srdjan Tanaskovic said:
thepyrethatburns said:
You have giant transforming robots that are locked in an intergalactic civil war in the classic good vs. evil theme. While the Decepticons seem to have more firepower, the Autobots get the support of races that the Decepticons classify as vermin.

What is shit about that?
It it well animated? well written? good action scenes? good story? good connection within story to each episode? and so on
This strikes me as you saying "I hated G1 but I'm going to push my subjective opinion as objective fact" but I'll address each.

Is it well animated? *Looks at earlier cartoons such as Bugs Bunny* *Looks at other cartoons of the time such as He-man and G.I. Joe.* For the time, yes. If you want to compare it to current animation, then Beast Wars also doesn't stand up.

well written? Up and down. Some episodes have held up really well. Others weren't even good back then.

good action scenes? Yes, for the most part.

Good Story? Define "good story". If you're talking overall, it's a story about giant robots going to war. We're not talking Shakespeare here. Overall, it's probably on par with the average video game in terms of story. If we're talking by episode, that goes back to what I said about the writing.

Good connection within story to each episode? Is this really a prerequisite for TV? How many TV shows could have their mid-season episode order scrambled without anyone noticing?

For Transformers, I'd say average. Beginning of season and end of season have emphasis on continuity. Multi-show episodes or landmark episodes keeping the pace in the mid-season but, for the most part, nothing that couldn't be switched around.
 

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How on earth can you call this.


This.


Or even this!


Crap! These are probably some of the best things to ever appear on TV. Probably the most popular to. If these are crap then what on earth do you call good? :|
 

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I admit that I adored Beast Wars, but I was never attached to Transformers. Bay's films are not the first time a franchise was ruined because of some moron cocking it up...and it certainly won't be the last.

It's just unfortunate that these movies have made as much money as they have...
 

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Srdjan Tanaskovic said:
ZeZZZZevy said:
You're assuming the property is shit to begin with though, where it does have potential. Some ideas simply don't have potential, so I suppose the "anything" was meant to be slightly conditional. Maybe anything (within reason).
I'm not saying that it's impossible to turn Transformers into a good movie

But maybe you need to base it on Bears War and not G1
Please...don't give Michael Bay, or any other movie maker any idea's...For the love of god! (I may like the new films, but seriously, there is only so much i can take xD )
 

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The movies were horrible as movies. You don't even have to judge them by Transformers standards to get there. Any defense of "it's better then the cartoon so it's good!" deserves the Old Yeller treatment.

As for the cartoons, it mainly has to do with the animation genre back then, you had to do a lot more with a lot less, so the fact the entire universe was pulled off is nothing short of amazing. Are they God's gift to cartoons? Hell no. Are they terrible? Nope.
 

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I like the first and third films. Why do people hate me for enjoying something? Besides, the third one alone is good just for LaserBeak. That Rehaul they did with him was like with Heath Ledger did to the Joker from Dark Knight.

Before he was just a cool looking decepticon, now he is that, does alot of cool shit, and he does it so awesome.
 

Srdjan Tanaskovic

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arc1991 said:
Please...don't give Michael Bay, or any other movie maker any idea's...For the love of god! (I may like the new films, but seriously, there is only so much i can take xD )
Relax Beast War on the big screen can't happen due to

1. No Human characters
2. Budget

only way it could work would be animated.

thepyrethatburns said:
This strikes me as you saying "I hated G1 but I'm going to push my subjective opinion as objective fact" but I'll address each.
You asked what could be shit about a robot war and I answered


Is it well animated? *Looks at earlier cartoons such as Bugs Bunny* *Looks at other cartoons of the time such as He-man and G.I. Joe.* For the time, yes. If you want to compare it to current animation, then Beast Wars also doesn't stand up.
Was it even well animated for it's time? I remember that the movie got bashed for not being very well animated and yes I do know that Beast War looks bad today (or at least the CGI itself not sure about animation)

well written? Up and down. Some episodes have held up really well. Others weren't even good back then.
fair enough

good action scenes? Yes, for the most part.
are the action scenes more then just robots firing at all directions and never hitting anything?

Good Story? Define "good story". If you're talking overall, it's a story about giant robots going to war. We're not talking Shakespeare here. Overall, it's probably on par with the average video game in terms of story.
....good question. I guess I mean stuff like how good is it, how well does it present itself, how does it handle the subject and so on. are the plot for each episode more then just

Megatron: Lets scheme something
Decepticon: YEEEAH

Prime: cut that shit out. time to stop you

Megatron: Yaarth you win this round

and then they do this again the very next episode

Good connection within story to each episode? Is this really a prerequisite for TV? How many TV shows could have their mid-season episode order scrambled without anyone noticing?
ok to be honest I have no idea what I meant when I said this
 

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G1 was cool to watch when I was a kid, but now, looking at it from a grown-up's perspective, it really is cringe-worthy. However, I still adore Beast Wars (which was actually based on the G1 continuity, by the way) and Beast Machines, two consecutive shows which displayed some of the finest writing I've ever seen in a cartoon.
 

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King Toasty said:
I adore the old Transformers cartoons, and Beast War was fantastic. So was War for Cybertron.
Not for everybody I suppose.

Also, the Bay movies were universally shit.
The movies are great. I only ever watched beast wars but it was great. There is no real problem with the movies. It's all nostalgia driven "haters gonna hate" issues.
 

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The only show in the franchise I have ever liked was Beast Wars, but then again, I haven't seen Prime yet, so that could be good too for all I know.

Opinions on the Michael Bay movies:

First: Stupid, but a fun kind of stupid.
Second: Awful.
Third: Better than the second, but failed to impress.
 

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Srdjan Tanaskovic said:
Now that the third Transformers movie is out there will be a lot of complains. Among of them being how it's bad for the Transformers franchises as a whole, not very true to source and so on

But did it ever occur to anyone that Transformers started as shit? The way I see it the movies are bashed on G1 which is the cartoon everyone watched when they where a kid. And I seen a lot of people that when they look back on it they agree that G1 and the film is in fact just one long toy commercial and shit. I also seen a lot of people who says that Transformers TV series didn't turn good until Beast War

So what do you think? just bad movies? bad source material? should the films have been based on Best War instead?
most kids shows were toy commercials, that doesn't mean they were not great still.
the movies are just explosions are bending the source material as much as they can.
as bob says its a transformers film and their just background.