Transformers; Sorry, you're not cool enough for us.

[WindKnight]

Ok, gonna cheat and use an example of an actual 70's anime giant robot character...

"I'm sorry, Gold Lightan, but your ability to transform into a cigarette lighter will be of no help to us on this mission. You will have to remain behind."

(seriously, I'm not making that one up)

 

[saintdane05]

I'm sorry, nameless guy, but your ability to turn into a harpsichord won't help us on this mission.
Think I'm joking?

That was one of two panels he was in.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

"I'm sorry Signal Lancer [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Signal_Lancer] , but your ability to transform in to a stoplight will be of no help to us on this mission. You will have to remain behind."

Yep, this guy exists.

 

[Ralphfromdk]

"I'm sorry team, but seeing as we all turn into cars, we can't do jack about things happening at sea. We will all have to stay behind."

So yeah..... Megatron finally found the perfect place to do evil stuff.

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

"I'm sorry Goodwrench, but your ability to transform in to a miter saw will be of no help to us on this mission. You will have to remain behind."

 

[saintdane05]

"I'm sorry team, but seeing as we all turn into cars, we can't do jack about things happening at sea. We will all have to stay behind."

So yeah..... Megatron finally found the perfect place to do evil stuff.

<link=http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6870096>OBJECTION! You missed a few.

 

[Double A]

"I'm sorry Sideways, but your ability to transform into a Decepticon will be of no help to us on this mission. You will have to remain behind."