Trapped in McDonalds For Life

[CaptainCrunch]

Panera. I don't think I could really get tired of fresh-baked foods, and they tend to have a calmer atmosphere than other places. Also, it's one of those "lite food" places that girls like to eat. The only thing missing from this "perfect restaurant to be trapped in for the rest of my life" is the liquor license.

 

[Svenparty]

Eddie Rockets. At least being stuck in the 50's with nice fast food has benefits.

If this is allowed(It has waiters kinda...) then THIS

or Nandos

 

[madmatt]

hmmm I guess little chef doesn't count. Soooo Pizza Hut I think.

Just as long as it doesn't become a The Prisoner parody. "What was that number 5?" "No I want to ORDER number 5"

 

[Acidwell]

Do i have to pay for the food?
I'd go for burger king or subway. Burger king because here anyway they are a lot nicer than mcdonalds

 

[Tears of Blood]

This is rather... I dunno'. Dumb. You wouldn't have to eat only the food at the place, you could easily make friends and have them bring you food from other places.

So, anywhere, really.

 

[Dorian]

I choose Wendy's.

After a month or so of being in complete misery and exhausting the joy of their food, I off myself.

Christ, I am NOT the kind of guy who can stand large quantity of fast food. It gets nasty as hell after a while.

 

[smithy1234]

This is rather... I dunno'. Dumb. You wouldn't have to eat only the food at the place, you could easily make friends and have them bring you food from other places.

So, anywhere, really.

The omnipotent being would never allow such a travesty!

Also, who wants to be friends with someone who lives in a fast food place? Let alone take time out of your busy schedule to bring them food.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Quizno's, seeing as I really like the...you know what, screw it. I'm saying Red Lobster anyway.

 

[Trendkill6]

Checker's, because I work there and after seeing what goes into our food I'm certain I'd drop dead on day 3.

 

[smithy1234]

Is death an option?
Because it would happen after a month anyway, I just want it to be over quickly.

As for an answer that complies with the OP's conditions...
Rob's Fast Food.
It isn't a chain, so if you don't frequent Wonthaggi I doubt you'd know it.

It's allowed but, I'm pretty sure death by fast food would be painfully slow.

 

[Xanian]

Fresh Works, Daphne's, or Subway. My preference is the top two, because I can splurge on Fries and Onion Rings when I want to be fat, but can mostly get healthy fare.

Also, they have very comfortable booths comparatively speaking, and Fresh Works has that down-home, awesome vibe in which they add local artist displays monthly and have a band night.

If it has to be not awesome and commercial...I'mma pick The Straw Hat and pretty much die of indigestion/ heart attack the same day I'm trapped.