Tricks of the Trade

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NewClassic_v1legacy

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No matter your walk of life, you pick up things along the way. I learned that old cars' tires tend to rust, so replacing an old tire that suddenly went flat often takes more force than simply pulling the tire comfortably out of the screws. More often, it takes something like a rubber mallet in the trunk to bludgeon the tire free. When you don't have a rubber mallet, putting weight on the tire and rocking the car can often dislodge it. Keep in mind that putting weight on an unscrewed tire could be disastrous.

Also, American airport security takes time. No matter how well-planned, you tend to need at least 20 to 25 minutes to get through security. All security needs is your carry-on through the scanner, your pockets emptied, your shoes off, and a two-step through a metal detector. The best way to get on the far side of a security check-point is to always bring a carry-on. Make it small, easy to toss into a bucket, and keep all of your pocket's effects in the carry-on. Once you're on the far side of your security, pull your cell and keys from the bag. All you lose is a few minutes of being on the radar, and you save several minutes in line at security, divesting yourself of your pockets. What you need to do is keep your ID, your plane ticket, and debit/credit/cash needed for the ticket, three cards are a lot easier to slip in a bag than a phone, keys, wallet, whatever else you carry in excess. This doubles for shoes that are hard to take off, and things that'll set off metal detectors. Belts, earrings, safety pins... Whatever.

So, what tips do you know? Any tricks from experienced hands you're feeling up to sharing?
 

Hammered

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Ive noticed that I cannot pee and poo at the same time, one exit stream stops before another starts... wonder if thats just me or same for everyone?
Not really a trick of the trade, but hey :)
 

Di22y

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When you knock 'em over don't let 'em up.

BTW I think your on about a wheel and NOT a tyre.

Eh Eh Eh.
 
Mar 17, 2009
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Hammered said:
Not really a trick of the trade, but hey :)
Yeah, I was going to say.

I can read the Greek alaphabet, is that a trick of the trade? I should put something in with horses, but I can't think of one right now.
 

RavingPenguin

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Dont fuck with electrics when you dont know what your doing.

Lock picks can easily forged from nails with a hammer, a propane torch, and a bench grinder.

Dont shine a 10 million candle light flashlight into your neighbors house, cops get called.

Always be alert to where police cars are on the road, that way you can speed without getting caught.

...If I remember more I'll edit this.
 

sms_117b

Keeper of Brannigan's Law
Oct 4, 2007
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Confessing something straight away has far less repercussions than lying and covering it up for as long as you can. I know, I know, it's on kids cartoons and TV all the time, but, it is true when you have reasonable parents.

"Good things come to those who wait, but much faster to those who take"

Always have 5 plans for something, 1 basic, 2 if it goes well so you can progress faster, 2 if it goes tit's up so you have already planned your recovery. Also, always say you'll be longer doing something than you think you will be. Half an hour or so is good.

That's all I got so far.
 

Xvito

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If you're skiing, then never take "a final ride". You will always end up with one or more of your bones broken.

Edit: If you're in court defending yourself; always lie. It always helps your cause to make the truth a little prettier.
 

Sightless Wisdom

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When calculators malfunction, throw them at the ground. No seriously, it almost always works. best thing I learned in math class last year.