Troll slaying the E-Z way

[Arkonnan]

Love it, well done to you sir. I think there should be a troll slaying badge. BANHAMMER FTW!

Agreed! It would would be called "The banisher of trolls" and have thos's hammer as the picture.

 

[Atmos Duality]

I left the troll-only-house that was Gamefaqs for here. It became impossible for so many users to tell the trolls apart that it became normal just to call everyone who disagreed with you a troll. The moderators were all too busy huffing cocaine (or adhering to their flowchart) to do anything about it.
Trust me. You do not want to give a troll any attention.

 

[Sethzard]

Well done, this is informative and well written

 

[GLo Jones]

Am I the only troll sympathiser? Some of the things they can come up with are hilarious, and, while I hate to see my beloved Escapist get targeted, I completely understand why they do it.

When I see one here, I have a good laugh at all the Escapists baited into the thread, then simply report and move on.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Is this because of the "Son, I am dissapoint" message I received from you when I badly wanted to feed a troll and you schooled me for it?
*sob* *sob*
EDIT: Oh, wait. No, it's not. This post is four months old.
Embarassing.

 

[zehydra]

What, did /b/ invade again?

 

[Sikachu]

snip

What is the 'A-D' way of slaying trolls?

(Edit: I realised someone tried to make a similar joke earlier in the thread but he fumbled it)

 

[TerribleAssassin]

The laser guided missile thing made it feel like a national emergency.


Other than that, trolls shall fall to the banhammer thanks to this helpful guide.

 

[kimba_lion]

wow thanks for the thread!

helps alot

 

[iLikeHippos]

As much as feeding trolls are amusing, and I wish I was allowed to do so, as it's a good way to kill time before they are banned...

But I'll choose to respect the rules. Although how fun-depriving it is

 

[Tiny116]

Heh, nice one Souplex, I saw it when you posted in E.C.A.P.
When do we get our laser guided missiles?
[small]And thus, some more people learned how to act when trolls attack...[/small]

But fox
...
*High fives*
All we need is this!

Spoiler

All trolls fear the Billy Goat Gruff!!!

OT: Cool post, loving the metaphors XD

 

[ethaninja]

This should be stickyd

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

Seriously... who trolls these forums? You're only supposed to troll forums full of stupid people.

No, you see, around here, stupid people troll us

In Soviet Russ.......Escapist, Stupid person Troll You!

Why can't all sites have a laser guided russian banhammer?

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Snip

You, have changed my look on things... Can you tussel my hair?

 

[theklng]

I approve of this message. Please read if you dislike trolling members.

so... it's okay to like trolls? it's okay to not press the report button?

 

[feather240]

What do we do about Orges?

[
Souplex: Now you're getting it! *Musses Lil' Jimmy's hair*

:') That's all I ever wanted, dad.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Why does it have to be guided missiles? Why not something more heavy? i know nothing of military arms lol

It's the simile.

When youSoldier spot a trollThe tank you should immediately reportAims laser the troll. A moderatorFighter jet will be along shortly, and apply the so called BanhammerMissile. The troll will be swiftly removedKer-Blooey! from the site, and everyone is happy.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

I thought this was like about actual trolls, not forum trolls. But I am glad I have learned what is to be done.