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[Helmholtz Watson]

Ok I think I have a few....

Game in which you must reunite missing pets with their owners using your power of telepathy. You can see through the pet's eyes.

Imagine carrying a radioactive baby in a pitch black environment, your baby would act as a torch. Rocking the baby intensifies the glow etc.

What if your son was the sun? If he sleeps, the sun vanishes. If he cries then woodlands set on fire etc

What if NPC's could load and save your game? You have to keep on their side otherwise they won't save your game, load old saves etc

How about a game where you get to be a mother-in-law who bullies your son?s young wife? the aim is to have her thrown out within X months

Imagine controlling a tear, similar to flower but instead of fields you navigate a naked body.

 

[Evil Smurf]

You are the nazi army and your objective is to kill Generic Videogame Protagonist. You control the troops on a level and set traps and stuff. Once you kill him, he will reload his save game and try again. Your goal is to kill him until he ragequits the game.

That might even work as a roguelike of sorts - troop positions and stuff are randomized every time you load a level, and if you die once you have to start over.

I would play that, I had the same idea but with zombies not Nazis

 

[Hyperone]

- Paint Drying 2012
- A day in the life of a convict (Isolation addition)
- Flame War 2012

 

[SpAc3man]

PGA Caddy 2013. Play as the guy behind the guy that wins the various PGA tournaments. Prepare for hilarity when you give your pro golfer a driver to put with, run down the competition with your golf car, run to the the pro shop to fetch more tees, polish your boss's balls all damn day.

 

[krazykidd]

/offensive mode - engaged

1) "MLP:Führer in Love " - A dating sim where you play as Hitler trying to date a character from MLP

Don't hate me, put there is actually a game like that minus of course the Hitler part.
Instead you play as Human who had been transformed into a pony by Trixie to literally f*ck mares inside the town........I am not kidding.....

And the funny part is the game is very, VERY well made!!!!
The animation is gorgeous and flow very naturally.

No joke? Got a link to it, or something?

OT: Midget vs Store Shelves. Play as a midget who tries to buy the items on the top shelf but can't do it because he can't climb.

Includes the Toy Aisle DLC & the Fight 4 Yo Highchair DLC.

I will PV you cause I don't want any kind of possibility to get myself banned

Can you PM me the link also? I'm curious . For science? (Am i doing it right)

 

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Here come Honey Boo Boo, the game!
A collection of minigames centered around competing in beauty pageants and showing off your outrageous hillbilly lifestyle... NO NO NO! Nononononono, can't do it. Almost suffered massive internal hemorrhaging just writing that. I guesss I'm not cut out for trolling.

 

[Xan Krieger]

Virus Simulator
Simulates all the lovely effects of you actually having a virus.
WARNING: If you make a change to the registry you better make damn sure you're doing it in the game. The makers are not responsible if your computer no longer boots up properly (or at all).

 

[Dead Seerius]

"Speedy Sweatshop"

A game where you are forced to rapidly create colorful dress shirts with the ultimate goal being to eventually make enough money to pay off your debts and find a successful line of work that will actually feed your family.

The catch? Your payment is hardly enough to pay your rent. MUHAHAHAHA!

 

[evilneko]

Life; you start out as a baby. Incapable of making any decisions besides crawling or not crawling, if and when you're not in your cradle. This goes on for a couple of hours.
You grow up, gradually gaining full movement, capability and the ability to make your own choices. But still constantly watched and held back by all NPC's around you because you're not an adult yet.
You turn 18, loads of responsibilities crush down on you and you'll have to find something arbitrary to keep yourself busy and earn money. Every day would take about 20 mins, 12 of those will be spent doing some boring minigame for cash. Most others with quickly getting everything in order (groceries, cleaning etc.).
In weekends you can mostly decide what you want to do for yourself, unless you haven't been able to complete all your tasks in the 100 mins of 'working days'.

En-fucking-joy. =D

I thought this game was already made, and called The Sims, which itself was a bastardized version of Alter Ego with the fun removed and replaced by 3D graphics.

 

[Ytomyth]

shnip

I thought this game was already made, and called The Sims, which itself was a bastardized version of Alter Ego with the fun removed and replaced by 3D graphics.

Nah, this is first person perspective. =D

 

[axlryder]

A Serbian Film the game. Includes all of your favorite elements from the film in a fully interactive experience.

 

[Pebblig]

A game where thousands of people can randomly chip away at a cube, and then it will randomly open after a certain amount of chipping away for one person, then we can also include £10,000 DLC...maybe call it "Curiosity"?

Haha, otherwise..."Car Park Simulator Deluxe", you have to organise rotas for staff, replace rolls of tickets in the ticket machines, empty the money from the machines...and that's about all I can think of for a car park xD Hours of fun.

 

[Pink Gregory]

Just look at the damn XBLA indie marketplace...

"So what sells these days?"

"Avatars, Minecraft, Zombies and CoD"

"Let's just tape them all together and release it; right, lunch."

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

A Serbian Film the game. Includes all of your favorite elements from the film in a fully interactive experience.

o_0 .......that game. *shivers*

OP: I came up with another idea for a games...

What if to create a save point you had to give birth to it? What if the save point followed you but could easily get upset and run away?

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

A game called, Nothing: The Game. You win by staring at a blank screen for eternity.

 

[SweetShark]

A game called, Nothing: The Game. You win by staring at a blank screen for eternity.

Actually, a game something like that exist........no kidding:
But damn, I don't remember the name of this game........I saw it one time at Mobygames site.

If I remember right, you must stare a white screen until you see a green tick.
If you see it, you win.....I think...